#wrightworth cw

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Judge: What’s upsetting you? Edgeworth: He’s always using common phrases incorrectly. Phoenix: Cry me a table, Edgeworth.

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Phoenix: Look at what you did to the peonies! Edgeworth: They’re marigolds. Phoenix: I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one!

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Edgeworth [about Phoenix]: Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who once crashed a high society wine tasting, and said “mmm… Grape-y…” after each one.

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Phoenix: What are you targeting me for? What did I ever do to you? Edgeworth: We’ve been through this before! Phoenix: What did I ever do to you, honey? Judge: Um... what? Edgeworth: And that’s where we stop the trial. Good night everybody.

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Maya: Nick, why do you let Edgeworth talk to you like he does? Phoenix: Hm... I guess mainly because I think he is hotter than hell.

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Phoenix: I am straight-up depressed. Edgeworth’s been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me a sticker this morning just for waking up. Apollo: Ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher. Phoenix: I know, it’s so hot.

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Trucy (little): Dad, I want be the headmaster of Hogwarts! Edgeworth: It's great to have dreams. Phoenix: Yeah, just as long as you don't believe in them too much. 

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Phoenix: I think I’m in love with you. Edgeworth: I suppose you mean as friends? Phoenix: No… I mean for real. Phoenix: ‘Cause you’re like, the coolest person I’ve ever met, and you don’t even have to try, you know… Edgeworth: … Edgeworth: I try really hard, actually.

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