Oddly Specific Romance Prompts Vol. 8: Cooking Together (OT3/Throuple Specific)
Person A: Have either of you boiled potatoes before? Ever?
Person B:
Person C:
Person B/C: No.
Person A: Alright then.
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Person A: Why can't you just do all the cooking, and we sit here and admire your beauty and skills?
Person B: I like that idea a lot, actually. Dinner and a show.
Person C: Ha. Nice try, losers. Get some aprons on, and get over there and chop those damn onions.
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Person A: Uhhh, B, what was I supposed to set the oven temperature to...?
Person B: 350, why?
Person A:
Person C: Did you burn the bread?
Person A: <running to the kitchen> I think I burned the bread.
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Person A: It's all ruined! It's all fucking ruined! I burned the casserole, the steak still isn't thawed, and I bought the wrong butter, and--
Person B: Sh, sh, it's okay, A. Breathe. You're doing way too much for one person.
Person C: All of these things sound fixable. Tell us what we need to do to help, and we'll do it.
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Person A: Okay, B, you're on sauce duty.
Person B: Right on.
Person A: And C, you're on...
Person C: Please say frosting duty, please say frosting duty...
Person A: You're on frosting duty.
Person C: LET'S GO!
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Person A: AH!
Person B/C: What happened?
Person A: I just...burned myself a little on the stove.
Person B: Here, run it under some water.
Person C: I'll go get the aloe.
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Person A: Holy fuck, I need to give you both lessons on how to use knives. You're killing me.
Person B: What you don't chop like this?
Person C: Or this?
Person A: If you both want to lose your fingers, sure!
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Person A: B and I got dinner covered. You can just sit at the counter and be...
Person C: Moral support?
Person A: Moral support!
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Person A: I might have...accidentally left some eggshell in there.
Person B: It's okay, we can make it work.
Person C: Soufflé, now with extra crunch.
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Person A: I need the strainer! Where is the strainer?
Person B: In the drying rack, A.
Person A: ...okay, then I'll need the breadcrumbs!
Person C: In the spice cabinet, A.
Person: ...what about the--?
Person B/C: In the freezer, A.