#wtf john

[bleadingheartart]

Rereading Nona the Ninth and I-

Jod could have cured Cytherea’s cancer??? The whole time??? And he what just didn’t?! Wtf sir

[imnotsorryilovethebeatlesmore]

TUMBLR IS BACK TO NORMAL

[foryouwereinmysong]

[rev0lverluvr]

Please do not sell my penis.

[dinner--starving]

WAIT

Hold up

After the dreaded Morgue scene, John is talking to Lestrade in what looks like a police questioning room.

AND THEN JOHN SAYS THIS

SERIOUSLY? How and why is John telling Lestrade "CLASSIFIED BEYOND TOP SECRET" info which has been slapped with a D Notice - 100 years?? To add to that there is someone else in the room too who looks like a local policeman.

What happened to "Only those within the room code names Antarctica, Langdale, Porlock and Love will ever know the whole truth" Did Mycroft just forget that John was there too? Did they all forget to brief John that this was beyond top secret?!

Amongst everything that is fucky about S4, what critically hits me is John Watson's absolute disregard for all of Sherlock's sacrifices. Granted, he wasn't privy to a lot of information the audience was but shooting Magnussen was an absolute selfless act by Sherlock and John KNOWS THE WHOLE STORY.

But what does he tell Lestrade?

Which part of shooting Magnussen was fun John? And for who exactly?

Somehow "But it was fun" doesn't fit the narrative here at all. I always tend to think this is John internalizing his attraction towards Sherlock which was fun until it became this unbearable feeling called Love/Amo.

[moontheloon4ever]

It looks like John is licking his bass

[silvervalleysims]

As soon as Alyssa Jocque moves in with John Mole, she gets asked out on a date! Sorry, dude. You’re too late.

And then John lectures her for “breaking” the shower!

Yikes, maybe this wasn’t a good idea.

[assless-chapstick]