#wxffles rant

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You know another thing I noticed with the Beasts and our Ancients? The Beasts were baked and dropped into their positions and the Ancients were baked to grow up (whether you believe they were baked as babies or as children or teens already) and choose/get led into their positions.

Unless I’m wrong but nothing really shows that the Beasts had a life like our Ancients did before they got their SoulJams or became kings/queens (White Lily only technically recently got her kingdom)

Pure Vanilla and White Lily went to an Academy (whether as children, teen, young adult is up to you to decide headcanon wise) and at some point met Hollyberry, Dark Cacao and Golden Cheese. I remember somewhere, I could be wrong, that they were just a group of adventurers (One of PV’s lines in the Cookie list if you have him is “I haven’t been on an adventure for a long time!” Or something like that) and eventually split off when they found their SoulJams. I don’t mean split off as in their friend circle because they all came together after PV’s kingdom/castle was founded/made and made a promise in the Solarium of Unity. White Lily was there (WITH HER OWN SOULJAM BTW) for PV’s coronation(which kinda questions where the others were? Y’all weren’t there for your best friend’s coronation? Unless they were there just off screen ig or they were in the process of receiving their own SoulJam or founding their kingdoms while this was happening. After all we don’t know the order of the Ancients founding their kingdoms). So you can kinda see the passage of time with the Ancients with their sprites, if they have or don’t have SoulJams, and what they or others say.

The Beasts were just said to have been baked and then given the SoulJams. Hell maybe we have a situation where the Beasts were teens as well when they were baked but thrown into their positions to wield the SoulJams because the Witch(es) only thought about whether or not these 5 could wield them. So the Beasts are just misguided children (not saying they are children currently. if they were baked as teens they obviously grew into adults and if not, they are already adults). Because also the Witch(es) did nothing to help them really with their powers. Kinda just let them figure it out for themselves and when they went batshit with said powers, just opted to seal them away.

Maybe our Ancients were planned from the start to be the new holders of the SoulJams (i'm basing this off their descriptions on how they were made/born except Golden Cheese mysteriously doesn't have a line or anything in her paragraph saying how she was made) and the Witch(es) hope they can redeem the Beasts.

If the Beasts do get redeemed, I'm hoping they're like the Diamonds in SU where they're silly little aunts/uncles and use their powers for helping Cookies or develop new powers as well to do that.

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Shadow Milk Redemption (Mini Spoilers to Episode 8 Ending?)

With that mini glimpse/hint to possible redemption with SM, you know who that reminded me of?

Him.

Shadow Milk and Discord are pretty close character-wise to some degree like how Bill Cipher and Shadow Milk are too.

And you want to know what else Discord lacked that led to his redemption?

A friend. He found a friend in Fluttershy, who Pure Vanilla mirrors for this. Of course Devsis won’t go the full throttle of this (vvv) with a redeemed SM but the possibility of redemption is there.

I do also like how because Pure Vanilla awakened to be Compassionate, he extended a hand out to Shadow Milk while Golden Cheese and Dark Cacao didn’t do that because of their own awakening/not fully understanding their Beasts (Dark Cacao and Golden Cheese did call out Mystic Flour and Burning Spice but that’s the extent of what they understood of their Beasts. They didn’t connect with them like how SM and PV were momentarily merged. Or maybe they did but thought they weren’t/aren’t worth redemption, after all PV said because of their Soul Jams they could understand each other like no one else. Could extend to the others.)

Also will say here, I think MF and SM escaped to the island again, or at least MF did if Candy Apple or Black Sapphire doesn’t know about the island.

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If it turns out that Shadow Milk does lie about his backstory and we have to figure out what is the truth, I’m calling it now that a majority of the fandom is gonna fall for the lie and parade/be upset with it considering how their reading comprehension was for Burning Spice’s story 💀💀

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SPOILERS FROM THE NEW TRAILER ON CRK CHANNEL

You think our Ancient Cookies (Pure Vanilla, Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, White Lily and Golden Cheese) ever have like moments when they had memories from the Fallen Ancients?

Do you think the Fallen Ancients would try and steal Our Ancients’ Soul Jams to get more power? Would they betray Dark Enchantress to get to White Lily’s Soul Jam (if they i guess, sense it in her)? Or would they try and manipulate/control Our Ancients with their Soul Jam?

Unless it would be like a Astro Boy (2009)/Secret Saturdays thing where the conflicting Soul Jams are meant to stay separate from each other otherwise they would destroy each other or cause mayhem around them.

Idk just based on the trailer, so many AUs can be made

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Ngl, based on how Eternal Sugar's demon wings are placed, I think their wings might also be able to be hidden to be "part of" their dress. Kinda like how Elder Faerie has his wings look like a cape/robe on this sprite.

So Eternal Sugar probably hides their facade behind being lazy and being an 'angel'. they could also hide their tail when they're concealing their demon wings.

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CRK Hot Take/Someone explain to me I could just be baby brain lol

I don't know if this is a hot take or whatever but maybe somebody can explain better for me.

I don't know if its just me, but I find it weird how some people in the CRK fanbase headcanon PV as trans (female to male) solely because he passes as a feminine guy. It gives me Luisa from Encanto vibes where some people headcanoned her as trans (male to female) because she had a strong build.

In this case, those headcanoners headcanon PV trans because he looks feminine. I don't know it rubs me the wrong way.

I kinda feel the same with some who headcanon Cacao as trans because he has long hair (aka "feminine trait") + has a son with no wife so he gave birth to Choco (which I stated in a previous post/reblog how I feel about people needing to give Cacao a wife/Choco a mom). I'm not saying you can't have Cacao or PV as trans its just when its for 'weird' reasons as I said before it makes it kinda iffy?? I don't know if I explained right.

*I'm also not talking about kinning or people who project some of themselves into Cacao or PV and that's why they add the trans headcanon. I'm only talking about those who solely do it for those reasons. But I'm also not saying to NOT have that headcanon for your interpretation of PV or Cacao. This is just my view on it