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Wylan: My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like jumpers, and hugs. Getting under blankets and standing under heat lamps. Soup

Jesper: Yes to all of that except soup. Soup is nasty

Wylan: Oh boy Ive never felt so violent take it back

#wylan is correct #soup is life #soc incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper

Jesper: Wylan has been sobbing for the past 20 minutes because hes realised theres no way for him to know if the cat has a headache

Colm: That lad has a lot of empathy… and strange worries

Jesper: Hes a gentle soul

#wylan is correct #how are we supposed to know if they have a cat headache in their soft heads??#wylan has a headache which is why this topic has come up #wylan van eck #in mention?#soc #jesper fahey #soc incorrect quotes #wesper #colm fahey #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows

Jesper: Love, can you hand me the Allen wrench?

Wylan: *Looking at the tools* …Which one did you name Allen?

#showing his merchling upbringing there #jesper cracks up #wylan is correct #wtf is an allen wrench? i assume allen is the guy who designed it but why dont the others get names?#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows

Wylan: Im going to conquer the world today!

Jesper: He did not conquer the world today. He tripped over the cats water bowl and his socks got wet so he had a meltdown had to go to bed.

Jesper: 5 Stars for enthusiasm though

#wylan is correct #this is the appropriate response to wet socks #he is me he is you he is us #tism in the works #no one likes unexpected wet socks (or wet socks at all) but the tism brings it to new hights of intolerance #wylan van eck #six of crows #soc #soc incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #wesper

Wylan: I think crying at the dining table doing math homework with your father is a rite of passage, everyones goes through it at some point

The Crows: *Concerned*

Colm: 👁️👄👁️💧

Wylan: …No?

Jesper: No, babe

#wylan: oh i really thought that was an everybody experience #jesper: *shakes head* nope #wylan is correct #it is a universal experience #sorry colm #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #math homework #soc #soc incorrect quotes #wesper #colm fahey #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows

Kaz: Why would you jump out the window like that? You could’ve died and Id need to find a new demo man

Wylan: Well they said “pretty boy has nowhere to run now”

Wylan: Im gladly taking my chances with the window and the two story fall than dealing with that situation

#wylan is correct #we dont deal with men who call us pretty boy #kaz makes a mental note to track down and erase the guy #kaz being kaz #wylan van eck #soc #soc incorrect quotes #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows

Jesper: I think you have stockholm syndrome with that cat

Wylan: Don’t be silly. We have a great bond. I give him endless compliments, kisses and cuddles and he bites me

Wylan: Its a fair exchange

#wylan is correct #wylan: and sometimes he doesnt even bite hard #jesper: blink twice if you need help #soc incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows incorrect quotes #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper

Wylan: I heard too many sounds at once so now I must be a bitch

Jesper: Understandable

#wylan is correct #this is how we respond to too many sounds #its a canon event #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper

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