#sorry colm

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: In retrospect having an abusive parent is kinda funny, like why do you have drama with me? Im 10 and love you?

Wylan: You literally chose to have me?

Colm: … Oh my

Jesper: Wylan, honey we need to discuss what counts as a funny anecdote

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Wylan: I think crying at the dining table doing math homework with your father is a rite of passage, everyones goes through it at some point

The Crows: *Concerned*

Colm: 👁️👄👁️💧

Wylan: …No?

Jesper: No, babe

[vancilocs]

colm: hey brother i have never met

koldun:

koldun: anyways