#bunny reader

[prentis33w]

If you found out your parents were secretly spies, what would you do?

[heartfullofleeches]

[Kickboxer Bunny Reader prepares for their daily training session - blindsided by a pair of a scaly arms as they hook the rabbit's waist from behind. Soft hisses trickle into their ear - serpent's tongue inches from the skin of their neck.]

Kickboxer Bunny - unfazed: Crush. Nice to see you back so early. How many days were you suspended for rough housing this time, again?

Crush [Cobra Hybrid Yan]: Far too many if you ask me. Robbed of all the fun games I could've played with my favorite toy. You'll welcome me back properly, won't you?

[Fangs posed for a bite - the snake yelps as a fist yanks them away at the last second by their hair.]

"What did I tell you about letting your guard down?

Kickboxer Bunny: Sorry, Coach. Won't happen again.

Coach [Kangaroo Hybrid Yan]: It better not.

[An unseen hybrid watches on undetected from behind a pillar, gritting their teeth at the display before them]

Carnivore Hybrid Yan: T-those brutes! Teasing an innocent bunny like mine. I'll show them! Starting with that bastard snake! Don't worry, my love- I'll save you!

-

[Kickboxer Bunny Reader steadies the rocking of their punching bag to a halt when they hear footsteps approaching]

Carnivore Hybrid Yan: Pardon me, I hate to interrupt you, but I'm new around here and management wanted me to get those friends of your to look over some paperwork. Crush and Coach, was it? I'm not able to find their full names on these documents I have.

Kickboxer Bunny: You must really be new. Those aren't even their first names. They're nicknames. Everyone gets one once they're here long enough.

Carnivore Hybrid Yan: Ohh?? What's yours then?

Kickboxer Bunny: Bullet.

Carnivore Hybrid Yan: Bullet??? How'd you end up with a name like that? [Internally] At least those scoundrels are playing with them nicer than I thought. Still- what's up with that ridiculous nickname?

[As the carnivore devise a plant to get the rabbit in their vehicle willing, the rabbit resumes their previous stance. Hopping on the balls of their feet - Bunny plants one foot flat on the mat as they aligned the toe of their shoe with the bag. Winding back, the rabbit strikes with enough force to know the punching bag off its hook - the sound of their blow connecting rippling through the still air like gun fire]

Carnivore Hybrid Yan - discovering new things about themselves: :0

Kickboxer Bunny - pointing at the bag: See?

Carnivore Hybrid Yan: M-me next! Me next!

[Bunny Reader bends over to pick up the punching bag-]

Carnivore Hybrid Yan gripping them by the shoulders - drool flying from their fangs as they pant heavily: Not that!- Me! Hit me like that, beloved!

[cinnalityy]

When i see “bambi!bunni!prey!bimbo!clumsy!petite! Innocent!reader! “ without her “ master!non-con!dark fic!hunter!experienced!whorish!( insert character ) “ so i genuinely slime her out

[heartfullofleeches]

injecting mute darlings and their freakishly tall yans into my veins-

mime reader and their murder clowns

bunny vampire and their wolf frat

groundskeeper and their mix of slashers/monsters

this wasn't on purpose but i like it

[heartfullofleeches]

More mute Bunnicula/vampire bunn pls and thank you

Going back to that bit where one of the werewolves speaks to Bunny in sign language, I imagine that wolf learned young for one reason or another and Bunny naturally gravitates towards him simply because it's easier to converse with him.

The other wolves are having none of it though, so Bun sacrifices their spare time teaching them. It's a steady process with eager students willing to give it there all, but until they all get the hang of it, that one wolf has the biggest bragging rights.

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Bunny Vampire Darling, signing: Bite? Drink?

Werewolf Yan #1: What? What are they saying?!?

Werewolf Yan #2, picking the rabbit up as he unbuttons his shirt: Heh- Bet you're dying to know.

Werewolf Yan #1: So what if I am?!

-

[The wolves head out of the locker room, ready for their next big game, only to be stopped by Bunny Darling]

Bunny Vampire Darling: Good Luck!

Werewolf Yan: Wait.... That's....

[The wolf pulls out a notepad from his pocket - falling to his knees and clutching the book over his chest after flipping through several pages]

Werewolf Yan, tearing up: They're so fucking cute, man- I can't, I just can't-

Werewolf Yan #2, patting his shoulder: I know, bro, I know

[heartfullofleeches]

[Blood, Injury]

Werewolf Frat snatching up the tiny, mute vampire bunny on campus- A rabbit of oh so few words, their nose twitches at the slightest whiff of blood; often the only tell-tale they're even awake and aware.

Swarmed by a frenzy of adrenaline pumped frenzy of wolves, the poor rabbit is crushed beneath the weight of opportunity laid before them. Passed around as if they're the one on the cutting board - willing necks at the ready for the sharp, blissful puncture of fangs unto toughened skin. It's too much for one rabbit to choose from.

A rowdy bunch like theirs is bound to collect their fair share of scrapes and bruises on the playing field- Crawling on back to their bunny's location to let them pick their fill for the evening. Soft lips on split knuckles. Cotton plush fur against bruised ribs.

Bunny reader snuggled up with their pack long after they've drank themselves to the point of exhaustion - Wearing the jersey of the night's victor bathed in the tangible evidence of their loyalty.

-

[Bunny Vampire Reader walks onto campus for their first day of class - bumping into a group of wolves as they round the corner]

Bunny Reader, signing: Sorry-

[The bunny shrinks as the horde glares down at them - practically jumping out of their skin as a wolf kneels to their level]

Werewolf Yan: You lost, Precious?

Bunny Reader: Yes, actually -

Werewolf Yan: We'll it's a good thing we found you first.

[The wolf throws the rabbit over his shoulder - sprinting down the hall with the rest of his pack in tow]

[pepsipoet]

@mattsleftball … I fear I’ve gone down a bunny hole 🐰🎀

[distantartistry]

So a new rant and this is about X readers and different types specifically animals now I’m going to use Miruko from my hero academia.

When I tell you I DESPISE X bunny/rabbit readers due to how they are depicted as soft, gentle, unable to protect themselves from harm just basically very run over type readers, even though a rabbit could probably kick your teeth in and I think Miruko is the best example (in my opinion) of a rabbit who is not tied down by those stereotypes. When seeing a bunny reader who is able to hold there own (and not be an asshole) it’s very refreshing because coming from someone who’s sona is a rabbit I don’t want to be depicted or a character/reader who has bunny like traits to be depicted as soft as if they can’t get to a whole other place with just one hop or be able to stomp and break you with one kick

What’s your thoughts on this take?