mostly sfw, fully self indulgent and fully my own opinion. If you disagree just be nice about it :)
Warnings: I didnt mean to yap so much about yoongi in bed, apologies. Tw for hitting in a sexual manner and biting in a non sexual manner. and content warning for yoongi being a weird little freak but I love him. I wouldn't say theres smut but its definitely 18+ and nsfw.
He prefers being the little spoon weather hes taller or shorter than you. He just really loves how your body heat makes him warm.
Blanket stealer. You go to sleep cuddling all nicely and wake up with an inch of bed to yourself and 1cm of the blanket while hes wrapped up all warm and starfishing on the bed.
He calls you his husband after dating for 6 days.
Not for weird reasons he just loves it.
He absolutely loves pissing you off. You're cooking? Hes touching your arms, asking questions he knows the answer to. You're working? Hes got his legs over your lap and keeps distracting you by poking you. You trip over something? Hes making fun of you for it.
Hes quite caring though, loves to help you wash your hair, cleaning up your place when you're busy, remembering all your favourite snacks for when his ragebait goes a step too far and actually annoys you.
Whenever he talks to his cat he calls himself dad and calls you father.
He definately has played wonderwall to you once or twice, finding it so funny.
Hes good company, lets you hear his songs before he even thinks about releasing them.
Any song you've given suggestions for he has you credited as 'my man' and the fans think hes calling you his friend. Everytime he clarifies otherwise some people still dont get it.
His favourite one of your features is your shoulders, he loves massaging them, kissing them, biting them. He just loves shoulders.
He definately bites, not in a sexual manor but he just really likes the feeling of your skin between his teeth. Anywhere that has enough fat to move a little is where hes chewing on.
His favourite biting spot is your cheeks, hes always gentle with it though.
He really likes your ass.
Like REALLY likes it.
You could just be standing in line at the store at hes staring at it, brushing your teeth and hes got his hands on it.
Weather hes a top or a bottom he's grabbing it.
Yoongi is definitely a switch. He likes to ruin you and leave you unable to think but he also loves riding you.
His favourite is definitely riding you though, having your hands all over him while he pretends hes putting all the work in despite your hips fucking up into his.
He loves pissing you off in the bedroom because it means you'll pull his hair, wrap your fingers around his throat or even better yet: hit him.
Hes a pussy about pain, a pinch makes him wince but he really enjoys being hit in bed. Not too hard but enough for it to sting.
He doesnt just take, he dishes it out too. At first he felt bad laying his hands on you but it ties back to his ass obsession.
It all started with him slapping your ass while you were pounding into him and that night divulged into you fucking him like it was your last night alive because you both got off on him slapping your face.
Afterwards he kissed you all over and apologised like you didnt tell him to do it again.
Hes sweet most of the time though, being sweet and kissing you with so much love as he thrusts slowly. Telling you how good you're doing for him, telling you how much he loves you.
When he fucks you like that he definitely whines.
On a slightly sweeter note he kisses your hips after sex, mumbling something about how strong they are.
Let’s be honest, he most likely wanted to use you at first. He definitely did, and slowly ended up actually caring about you.
Viggo is a pretty physical guy, not even in a sexual sense. He’s probably very clingy to you. Always at your side, with a hand on your back or side.
Attempts on the daily to get you into playing Maces and Talons. It’s his favorite game, now you must like it too.
While working for him, I think at some point in your relationship he switched your job from hunting dragons to.. Financial paperwork.
Rude af but it’s his way of wanting to keep you close and safe!
You’ll die out there (no you won’t. But he believes that.. so..)
Loves cooking for you. We’ve seen it in the show, this guy can cook.
Not a huge fan of.. Your cooking though. Just leave it to him.
Shopping or strolling through markets is definitely a go-to date with him.
If you’re still together after he burned half his face off, then good for you. I imagine he’d be going through a lot of.. Emotional stuff. Even though I don’t really see him as an emotional guy? He won’t cry or anything, but he obviously was confident in how he looked. Now with his face ‘ruined’ by lava.. He’s gonna try to pull back from you.
But you know, you run the house. So you basically gave him love and now he’s fine.
Also, this guy has a weird humor. I know he does, I smell that shit a mile away. You being a weirdo in public will either make him walk away from you or turn and try to compose himself from laughing.
I think other than physical touch being his main love language, he definitely likes acts of service. We’ve seen this in the show, we all know it. He’s a gentleman, with you and everybody… maybe a little more with you.
hey so like humble request of maybe like…. hannigram texts…. if you wanna make those and/or like maybe freddie lounds x will grahams sister reader headcanons :D
you were never a saint and i loved in shades of wrong
or, freddie lounds x will’s sister!reader (ws!reader) moderately toxic headcanons & a mini oneshot
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characters:
freddie • tattlecrime writer
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you • will’s estranged sister who works in forensics
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ws!reader, who…
tips off freddie about things you see at work so freddie can write about them
takes freddie’s side after she publishes that story about will in season 1 and tells abigail that he’s crazy
sometimes doubts her morals due to secretly betraying her job
nearly kills will after what he did to freddie, despite the fact that she turns out okay
is unhealthily attached to freddie. your coworkers are on will’s side, you and will are never going to be on speaking terms again, and you have no other friends. you’re terrified of ending up alone again
hates going to work after seeing the aftermath of ‘mizumono.’ you feel guilty about not noticing how will was playing them, too, and this earns you enough sympathy from freddie for her to actually take a break from work for a moment to comfort you
came up with the phrase ‘murder husbands’ for freddie’s blog and thinks it’s funny to this day despite how sad the circumstances make her
freddie lounds, who…
reassures you that if you do something because you thinks it’s right, you could never be a bad person
buys you small gifts and leaves them in your apartment without saying anything because she gets grossed out by lovey-dovey stuff
prefers to kiss you on the cheek to say goodbye
refuses to move in with you, but won’t say why
will disappear for hours or days on end with no contact or warning while investigating a case. she won’t admit it, but she secretly likes seeing how attached you are to her when she returns, so she keeps doing it
is obsessive over her cases and blog to the point of shutting everyone else out in favor of investigation. she never knows when to quit, even when she’s told by jack and other authorities to shut down or she’ll face consequences. this strains your relationship severely
will refer to you as her friend or coworker in public. she says it’s just to stop people from thinking you’re feeding her information, but you wish she would acknowledge your relationship more
more..
you two meet after you notice freddie hanging around a crime scene. you want to tell her she can’t be there and has to leave, but with will now added to your team, you feel awkward and want to get out of there. something about freddie is enchanting, too, especially when everyone else seems against her.
your first fight happens after will “kills” abigail. while you no longer get along, you don’t believe will would ever do something like that. freddie doesn’t agree and gets upset, claiming truth and moral is more important than feelings. it’s a contradiction to what she usually tells you, and you begin to doubt your relationship. what if she only is using you for information?
“I’m just saying that I know him better than you do!,” you shout, but Freddie has already cleared a few yards. “Stop walking away from me, please.”
“And I’m just saying that your feelings are getting in the way of you doing the right thing. He did it, it’s obvious,” she snaps back at you.
Your throat feels like it’s wrapped up in tight barbed wire. You can’t move. Freddie isn’t always great, but this seems so far from her usual self that you’re confused and conflicted. Freddie pauses and looks over at you.
“Hey. Come on,” she says. “I didn’t mean to yell.”
You turn away, hiding your face. “It’s not that.” Your voice nearly breaks. She walks over and fusses over you. Her gloved hands cradle your face.
“What’s wrong, sweetie?”
Her opposing two tones nearly give you whiplash, but you choke out an answer. “You don’t love me.” You look up. “You love what I do for you, you don’t love me. You love work.”
She shakes her head furiously, but you can’t bring yourself to believe her. She kisses your temple and cheekbone and tries to turn your face towards her again. “That’s not true.”
after will runs away with hannibal, you emotionally turn away from him for good. freddie assures you that you’re doing the right thing while you and your team search for him and hannibal.
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a/n: 🙈 these kind of turned out toxic and i don’t even know how because i really did mean for them to be cute but whatever it’s nbc hannibal
I’m not sure you write for side characters, but I wanna request a Vergilius x sinner!reader where Vergilius doesn’t want to admit to himself he’s in love, but it’s clear to the others that he’s a lot kinder/softer to the reader
Vergilius x reader, having a hard time to express his emotions
where the fuck are the limbus company banners, i'm asking for a friend, also his name is so hard to spell. and also i'm sorry if he is ooc
made these headcannons too long i swear
The hell is going on that bus? There’s no sane sinner in that bus (maybe except Ishmael and Heathcliff)
And then we have someone like Vergilius. Complicated ass man. (just like Edgeworth)
I do not know him on a personal level but this is what I can say. When he is in love he’s obvious about it, as much to his dismay
You’re a sinner , that’s all that you have to know. But this man is so obvious even you realise how in love he is with you.
You could be the most oblivious person on earth but you could still realize that ''yeah he does love me''
He is strict as fuck with others, stricter than that one teacher that everybody hates. But with you? He is kinder.
He doesn't accompany you in missions yet he has a soft spot for you. He is concerned about your safety
As much as Dante can bring the sinners back, he is still concerned about you and your own safety. What if Dante cannot bring you back? What if you get lost? What if Dante dies and you die too? His thoughts are spiraling
Expect this man to be a little bit more talkative with you and asking you about your missions.
Faust does that for him but with you? He asks you first. And he likes seeing you talk about how the mission itself
If you’re a yapper (like me) then he will actually pay attention to what you have to say (unlike he does with Don Quixote)
He is miserable , that’s true (and looks like smoked Roland from Library of Ruina lmao) but your presence in that hellhole of a bus makes everything better for him
Charon sees you as a mother figure but says nothing about Vergilius and how he’s acting towards you. You have to discover it yourself in the end
Even if he doesn’t accompany you all in dogshit he will still be there waiting for you to come back
This man DOES NOT SMILE AT ALL. He forgot the basics of smiling. But that frowned mouth of his might make a tiny bit of a smile when you’re there.
Now to the juicy part, how does he deal with his emotions?
Simple, be in denial. That’s all.
He will try to distance himself from you but it is almost impossible, given the fact that you’re with him 24/7
Even the others in the bus saw that he is a lot kinder and softer with you
Rodion keeps on telling you in her way that Vergilius loves you
Heathcliff is even worse. He doesn’t bring it up to you but brings it up to others, in his way of talking obviously.
The only sinners that actually cared to tell you are Rodion and maybe Ryoshu (my beloved). The rest are like ‘’go realise it yourself’’
This man is not a loser as much to everyone’s disappointment. He does not blush, he does not stutter, he does not become awkward and he responds in the most serious way possible. He will call your antics stupid while he thinks that they’re cute or some shit.
Love is like a new word for him. What does it mean? What language is it? Does the language even exist? Is it in the english dictionary? How do you spell it?
Yeah…Good luck dealing with Vergilius’s confession (if he is even going to confess, that’s the problem)
Also, good luck going through his pavement of approximately 828 emotional walls built around him. Thank you for your sacrifice
( SWEETHEART ) sweetheart ; they'll tenderly cup your face in their hands, their thumb gently tracing the curve of your cheekbone. each glance at you feels like a stolen moment of bliss, as if the universe conspired to bring you two together. in their eyes, you are the embodiment of all things sweet and pure, a cherished gem in a world of rough stones. they'll shower you with affectionate words and gestures, their love for you pouring out in every touch and smile.
kirk, sulu
( DARLING ) darling ; it is a term that dances on their lips with an effortless grace, carrying with it a promise of warmth and tenderness. their gaze holds a depth of adoration that knows no bounds, as though you are the centre of their universe, a guiding star in their sky.
chapel, mccoy, scotty
( LOVE ) my love ; they possess an innate tenderness that envelops you like a warm embrace, their arms a sanctuary where you find solace and comfort. they lavish you with affection, expressing their devotion through every word uttered and gesture made. in their eyes, you are not just a person, but a soulmate a companion in the journey of life.
A stream of consciousness I had for a story that my mind was never able to actually write as chapters. So, I'm delegating to (hopefully) coherent bullets that explain the plot.
Vlad Masters x Cosmic Witch!Reader/Oc
Suggestive, 18+ MDNI!, AFAB Reader, Pre-Danny Phantom timeline, set in Early 2000s, soft yandere Vlad, blood, gore, horror
Part 1, Part 2
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You are a witch. Not the kind that may come to mind with the old hag, green skin and pointy hat, flying on a straw broom. A witch, a true one, is a scholar, philosopher, and academic - an acolyte who follows a reverent belief in existentialism and cosmic observation.
Whose unique perspective and understanding of reality and its relations to the connecting realms allow them to draw power from the colliding cosmic forces of the multiverse (think Doctor Strange) to perform "magic".
In the grand scheme of the multiverse, so large and ever-expanding, there were so few acolytes. And now they are practically extinct. Only a handful remain, separated and lost throughout time and space.
Your life has been hard, traveling from one reality to the next. Normally isolated with the few friends made lost - from old age, from violence, or sickness, from your own hand.
You remain true to the beliefs of the coven, of scholarly pursuit and research, which takes you to a reality where the albatross flies westward, toward the watcher's eye.
In the country named United States of America, in the region of Wisconsin with its dairy cow cheeses, lies a large castle. Gothic and imposing, it is something straight out of Germanic fantasy. Contrasting sharply against the winter white horizon and dense evergreens.
You are greeted by the keeper of the house, Nora, dressed in novelty Edwardian clothes and speaks a thick midwestern accent. There is something wrong with her eyes, and her smile is always too wide.
Built in the 1850s during the Gilded Age, Edgar Calstead, was an eccentric man driven by madness following the completion of the castle until his strange and untimely death. From there the building moved ownership from one prominent philanthropist to another with a brief period as an asylum during WWII.
Currently the castle is being managed by the estate of the late Dairy King, whose assets and money maintain and pay for the existing staff. Nora and a handful of gardeners and cooks.
As beautiful as the castle is, it is clearly showing signs of dilapidation. Wallpaper is stained, with wood trim peeling. Most of the home is dark and cold, to save the cost of electricity. Rooms are covered in white sheets and a layer of undisturbed dust.
The only thing remotely decent is the conservatory, built in the very middle. The glass is new, with freshly painted wooden frames. It's hard to see inside, the foliage so rich and thick, the view is obscured by leaves and vines. Even with limited view its beautiful, and at your open admiration Nora supplies that the conservatory is a pride and joy for the estate. Maintained by every owner since the first, the plants are tended to diligently.
"It's an especially important time now as we tend to the plants. They need as much attention and energy as they can so they can bloom so we keep the doors locked for now. But who knows." Nora said with her strange, wide smile. "You might be able to see them before your departure."
During your stay You keep to yourself, locked away in the library or your room. As far as Nora and the staff are concerned you are a historian, researching on the history of the house and paying the exorbitant fees to accommodate your extensive stay. You're looking for something that can only be revealed within the walls of this house.
There are 3 other guests staying in this isolated winter wonderland. They first two you met were a wealthy couple, and meet a handful of times in passing. They remark on the strange house rules set by Nora and the increasing tension in the night. Of creaking floorboards when there should be no one, and a figure hanging out in the corner of your eye only to disappear.
There are so few things that can actually scare you anymore, so their comments are ignored. You're far more occupied by the dead-end in your research.
The madness and obsession that consumes almost every owner of the estate remains a well-kept secret even within their own consciousness. There is no sudden shift or even an event that changed them, only an acknowledgement of what is.
The nights begin to storm with heavy snow, reflecting your troubled mind, but it is the 3rd guest that causes you to step away, if momentarily.
You don't recognize him at first. Even with Nora's commentary, Vlad Master's was only a footnote in your childhood that brings forth a fond memory of bittersweet nostalgia.
You knew Danny Phantom. Another version of him, from another world. He was an old man when he became your mentor, barely a waif of a girl. You remember the feel of your hollow cheeks pulled taught by war and the fondness you had for Danny.
Flashback to listening to Danny's stories in his kitchen, recounting the tales of his adventures as the Phantom. Even when they bordered on theatrics, you would nod along politely while eating dinner together. Even after all these years, you remember the tales of Vlad's villainy.
Vlad is here on vacation (or so Nora says) but its obvious he is a potential buyer for the estate. His interest in taking over dairy kings' legacy evident in conversations with Nora. Her excitement has been palpable, and it has caused her lips to loosen.
Illuminated by the only fire of the large library, Vlad is antagonistic and arrogant from the get-go. He stares at you with such disdain and indifference, that you find yourself amused with the contemplation of retaliation. But you don't find him interesting enough to act on it. After that first encounter there is a mutual, unspoken agreement to avoid each other.
However, as the days pass, stranger and stranger things begin to occur in the manor.
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Author's Notes: Thanks for reading what is basically the expository part of the story that's setting up the world and Reader's abilities. I hope it makes sense that it is Dr.Strange magic system but more intellectual/academic based? Story is set about a few years before the start of the show, but Vlad is already the billionaire tech genius we know and love. Reader is aware of Danny Phantom's story, but only a version of it, so it's like only knowing the spark notes that connect most Danny Phantoms across the multiverse together.
[ TIGHTLY ] its as though they're trying to convince themselves that you're real; their arms wrap around you ( shoulders, chest, stomach ── they crave soft, gentle intimacy ) as they draw you closer, head resting against your shoulder, grounding themselves. they'd be content to spend the rest of their life here, with you.
[ DELICATELY ] their touch is feather-like, as if they fear you're going to shatter in their arms; soft, gentle hands weave their way through your hair as they lay chest to chest with you. their voice nearly lulls you to sleep as they hum a song they only vaguely remember from childhood, and its hard to think of anything but how peaceful you feel in that moment.
Notes: Im gonna start writing for more marvel characters
Warnings: none
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You met him on a mission,
A mission where he tried to take out your partner aka Clint
"You didn't see that comin-"
And now he's being choked out by some buff chick suddenly.
Note to self: stop being cocky
He's thrown against a tree and groaning
So you both didnt meet on sweet terms at first...
He's impressed by you, and he's even more impressed that he can't find you after you basically manhandled him.
Do you have superspeed? No. No nothing like that
You're just that fricken good.
But when you're face to face with god its on
How you keep up with his superspeed with forever be a mystery to him.
The urge to just. MHM smash your face in but also kiss you is strong for him.
So imagine how flirty he tried to be when he sees you at Stark Industries
Not to mention you give Tony a hard time and he loves it
Remember he falls down that glass floor? Yeah well, he got cut.
So you're the one to fix him up, you know being the field medic as stuff.
"Had anyone ever told you how pretty you are, you know? up close"
"My dad'll kill you if he hears you saying that."
"I'll take that risk."
Well shit he hooked you with that one sentence
Saving each other on the battlefield for real.
back to back, fighting
Pietro getting injured badly and you carrying him on your back to safety
"I am gonna die doc- Shit-"
"No, but bullets out of your stomach now."
Luckily you got him back safe and sound.
And everyone's alive, yay
"Let me take you on a date for keepin' me alive."
You could only laugh, sewing up the rest of the cuts on the Quinjet.
You took him up on that offer after he heals.
He cooked you dinner, some soup from Sokovia
"You like it?"
"Yeah. It's good soup."
You thought it was a pretty fun date; even if it was just you two eating soup on top of Stark building.
You both just started talking about whatever, what you guys like; hobbies and such, and family.
He asked about your dad, and you only shook your head, "My dad, you know it's complicated...I don't see him as much as I like to."
Pietro only nodded, "Family is never easy."
It was a good date, probably the best one you'd ever had, simple and sweet.
You told him you had to go, but you kept sitting there, you both smiling at one another.
"I'm gonna kiss you now" you smile
its the best kiss ever
Dating is great with you guys, you're for sure everyone teases you.
Especially Tony
You'd guys went everywhere together: he was excited to go see things in new york with you
He loves pizza, especially in hole-in-the-wall places.
He likes hole-in-the-wall places in general, which seem cozier and more romantic.
And if you're guys on seperate missions you better be sure it feels lonely all the sudden.
Steve's kinda stepped into the dad roll for you: he's always sweet and ask how you're doing and asking how you and Pietro are doing.
He even had a father daughter possible son in law dinner with you and pietro,
You both takes alot of naps together.
You guys sleep together in general,
Yes you're the big spoon, he likes when you rub your fingers through his hair
Long kisses after missions where you havent seen him for so long are a must
You love his accent, especially after not hearing it for so long.
"You okay?" Y/n asked him, holding his face,
"Im fine. I'm okay." Pietro nodded, he holding her her wrist comforting, theres a cut across his temple and a forming bruise on his cheek, another cut across his nose.
Y/n hugs him, she was so worried, he can only hug back, kissing her head in response.
You'll try and stay in bed with him the whole day he's recovering.
Getting him anything he needs, changing any bandages.
When you're injured he has a hard time sleeping, he'd hate to lose you in any way shape, or form.
When you're both injured you just knock out together.
Is Stark having a fancy party?
You're matching, you have to, no comment: either you guys have matching schemes, or you have matching ties, maybe just matching rings
He can get jealous, especially of Guys, especially the ones who look at you for a long ass time and then come over and you entertain them
You only ever do it to be nice at first, you know: "Hi how are you" type of stuff
Pietro no matter what comes up behind you kiss your shoulder he'll ask you if everything alright
The guy usually backs off as Pietro introduces himself as an Avenger
If they don't- well, Pietro usually rushes and suddenly there's a fresh drink in your hand and a bowl of candy at the speed of light, "My love."
Now they're really running. Hah...running
At parties he loves dancing with you, he'll take it slow just for you
As said: he may run fast, but loves slow dancing with you like an old married couple.
It's not even the waltz or ballroom, or any of those slow dances: it's just rocking back and forth, going in a circle
He loves kissing you when you slow dance, he's really just so in love with you
and he looks at you that way in small moments, you just being you, makes him happy seeing you smile.