“Sweet baby Jesus, this is more nerve wracking than that Net Neutrality shit that happened a while ago. Like where am I even supposed to get my free porn?”
“Jesus Wade,” His partner groaned.
“Okay okay,” He breathed out, slowly peeling his mask off. His heart clenched as (Y/N) expression never changed.
“Say something dammit,” He muttered. (Y/N)’s eyes softened immediately as she walked up to him, placing a hand to his cheek.
“I never thought I’d have a thing for Freddy Krueger,” She whispered. He was taken slightly aback by her comment, his arm slid around her waist and he pulled her closer to him.
“Thank you,” He smiled softly, dipping down to bring her into a sweet kiss.
"Why would you go with the black tap wear in a bathroom full of marble?!" You yelled at the idiots on the TV. "Don't forget to mention how the toilet is right in front of you when you open the door, you can socialize as you shit."
"Not a good house I take it?" Domino plopped herself on the couch next to you careful not to drop her bowl of m&ms on you, although she would just eat them off you.
"It's fucking horrendous, the teams aren't talking to each other so nothing matches." You crossed your arms and leaned into the couch pouting. Domino shoves an m&m in your mouth with a cheeky smile as she shoved a handful in her mouth. "Wade even has a better sense of style than these people. As much as he clothing choices can be questionable he does-" You were forced to stop talking as Domino passionately kissed you with the bowl managed to land on the floor without a mess.
You hummed pleased when she parted. Her hands and legs were on either side of you.
"You complain too much." She smirked before going down for another kiss that soon travelled down your next to your collarbone. "You won't be like that for too long."
Requested by @ateliefloresdaprimavera “ Would you consider making a dating Alex hc? “ and by @rafaelina-casillas “That last Zeitgeist imagine! I simply love it! I was having lectures all day and this just brightened the day! :* If it's not too much, when you have time, could you please do dating Zeitgeist HC? ^^”
A/N: Thank you lovelies! ❤❤
Warning: Some NSFW (stated)
You met through Domino.
When Wade started recruiting, Neena brought you along with her.
You were not unknown.
You and Neena were famous partner in crimes that were absolutely badass.
Queue the fangirling from Wade and the awed looks from Dopinder, Peter and Axel.
It was a challenge for him to get close to you, but it was made easier by Neena.
You started hanging out more often after Thurman forced Wade to put you two together.
Quickly becoming close friends.
Even if your best friend set you two together, she still keeps a close eye on you, you never know if someone needs some ass kicking.
Wade started flirting more than usual with you because he could clearly Axel had a thing for you.
Him trying to contain his jealousy as a result.
Only going after him after he completely lost it and stomped out of the room.
"Axel, are you okay, what's the matter?"
Him never saying a word and just grabbing your face and slamming his lips to yours.
Kissing back as soon as you realise what's going on.
Him pulling away for air and looking away from you, acting like nothing happened, he's embarrassed.
"Axel?”
"Yeah?”
"What-"
"It was nothing,"
He denies it, he promised himself he wouldn't have a girlfriend after what happened to his first one but he can't stay away from you.
"Why did you stop?"
It totally catches him off guard and he just blushed and doesn't know what to say.
You smile to yourself and walked in front of him, softly grasping his jaw and slowly pulling his lips back on yours.
Turns out it becomes a full make-out session.
Until Wade ruins all of it.
After that, he asked you to be his girlfriend.
Neena and Wade ship you hard.
So much PDA.
A lot of being against his chest.
Kissing his jaw.
Holding hands.
Him getting jealous easily.
Him being slightly possessive but he slowly pulls himself out of it.
Way too many hickeys on your neck for Domino's liking.
And her threatening him about hurting you after announcing that you guys are dating.
Him having no intention of doing so.
He gets into bed before you so you can get into it when it's warm.
Laying on his chest.
Tracing his tattoos.
Getting a tattoo with your nickname on it.
Him buying you rings like his.
He tries to spoil you when he can.
A lot of kissing.
He's ready to beat anyone up if you need him to.
Listening to him when he needs someone to talk to.
Most of your wardrobe is constituted of his clothes.
And most of his wardrobe constitutes of... not many clothes since you took all of them.
Always being paired up together.
Gossiping with Neena about it and going to her for advice.
Slowly becoming the power couple but Neena stepping in because you're her partner in crime.
Crashing at Wade's place sometimes.
Always having a blast when you kick ass together.
Messing up his perfect hair because you love annoying him.
He lets his tough guy act down sometimes and always successfully making him flustered.
Shopping together.
Him making it very clear that you're his.
NSFW
Passionate sex.
Jealous sex.
Makeup sex.
Angry sex.
Oral (mostly on you).
Morning sex.
Shower sex.
A lot of sex basically.
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“Why do you act like this?” I yelled at him.
“Like what?”
“Like I’m a defenceless little kitten!!”
“I’m doing it to protect you!” He snapped back.
“Why? Why do you act like this? And only with me?! I’m a grown adult that is more than capable of taking care of themselves!!” He took a deep breath as I glared at him.
“Do you think I-” I shut me up, crashing his lips onto mine, gripping my hips. I moaned in his mouth as he brought me into his chest. I pulled away, trying to catch my breath.
“What was that for?” I panted.
“No reason,” He blurted out, turning around.
“Wait wait wait,” I grabbed his arm, waiting for an explanation.
“I might have grown an interest in you..." He whispered. I nodded at him before pulling him back to me.
“Why don’t you show me how interested you are in me?” I smiled as the corner of his lips tugged upwards.
When Axel is forced to go an undercover mission with Neena, he could not be more uninterested, until a girl gets in the crossfire. They become close to the point they start dating. After a few months, he still hasn’t presented her to his team for obvious reasons. Nor has reveiled any of his feelings for her, but Domino sees right through him
Requested by @rafaelina-casillas: “I’ll be that impudent person and ask you if you would, please, write something with Zeitgeist? Maybe saving a human girl and falling for her?”
A/N: I noticed that the majority of the pictures I used are Caucasian girls so I decided to spice it up a bit, hope you don’t mind! (For future reference to everyone, there will be a lot more non-Caucasian girl pictures! You can even specify which one you want!) Hope you like it!
He had to be undercover and he hated it. Absolutely despised it. According to Wade, there was this fucked up drug dealer that had to be taken care of because he was creating chaos at night. So he was forced to go along with Neena. He internally rolled his eyes as he reached the café's door, sighing as the bell rang upon opening.
He walked up to the owner, asking for a cappuccino before redirecting towards an isolated table at the end of the shop. He waited patiently, partly for his coffee and partly for the man he was lectured too many times about. He internally smiled once the owner came up to his table and slid the coffee towards him. At least there would be something that would help him tolerate this 'mission'. His breathing hitched slightly at the sight of a beautiful girl entering the café. She walked up to the owner.
"Hi Dan," She greeted.
"Hey (Y/N), the usual?" He asked she nodded in response, shuffling through her bag for money, soon enough, Axel's eyes averted to Neena, that entered and moved to another table, not too far from him. A few minutes later, the girl was still chatting with 'Dan' as the man we were after entered the café. He scanned the area, his eyes widening as they locked with Neena's.
He took his gun out and pulled the nearest person to his chest, which happened to be the girl. Axel's fists clenched as he shot up from his seat, along with Neena. The owner back away, putting his hands at the level of his head, not wanting his customer to be in any more trouble.
"You?" The man sneered, putting the gun under the girl's chin.
Neena's eyes narrowed at the question. He wasn't supposed to know us, how did he recognise us? She thought.
"Leave them outta this!" Axel tried to explain, putting his hands in front of him and gesturing to the owner and the girl.
"What if I don't?" The dealer teased, flicking the safety of the gun off. Before anything else could happen, Wade- or Deadpool barged through the window, kicking the back of the man's knee, who let out a loud groan and lost his balance. It was Neena's turn to attack, kicking the gun out of his hand as I grabbed the girl's hand and pulled her to me.
"Get them out of here!" Wade ordered. He did as he was told, gesturing to the owner to come to him, to which he did. Keeping the girl's hand, he made sure he was behind her at all time in case the man would shoot, to which he did, but straight through Wade before Domino knocked him to the ground. Sirens started being heard not too far away. Axel pushed the back door open, ushering the owner and girl outside.
"You guys okay?" He asked, looking either way of the alleyway. The owner nodded quickly, trying to get over the shock. The girl smiled lightly, whispering a 'thank you' before hugging him. He was caught off guard by the gesture but slowly hugged back. It must have been scary for her to have her life in the hearts of a criminal. Thankfully she was alright. After a few moments, she pulled away, to the slight disappointment of Axel.
"Thank you," She thanked again. He nodded, smiling in response before the police sirens grew.
"Look, what's happened with those two and me... you can't tell them who we are." He explained.
"Of course, yeah.." She trailed off. Axel started running away before the girl called out to him. He stopped abruptly in his path, turning to look at her once again.
"See you again?" She asked.
"Sure thing sweetheart," He smirked, "I'll find you!" He called out before disappearing on the main road.
******
I smiled to myself. Not all men are bad right? I thought, waiting as the police car flooded the back of the shop. I took a deep breath, knowing I would have to answer a bunch of questions. Before they could get out of their car, I walked up to Dan and put a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"This is what we're going to tell them." I started.
*****
"Where are you going?" Wade asked as he continued staring at the cartoon playing on the screen.
"Out," Axel grumbled, not giving any more information.
"Oooh, is it to your precious (Y/N)?" Wade teased, finally looking over the couch.
"Shut the fuck up," He defended, putting his combat boots on.
"I think it is!!" He chuckled childishly, skipping to the man.
"I want to meet this (Y/N)," Yukio informed. "She seems nice."
"She is," Axel muttered under his breath before putting his jacket on and slamming the Mansion door shut.
"She'd better bring her here!" Wade mumbled.
*****
"Hey you," I smiled; putting my arms around his waist and looking up at him.
"Hey princess," He greeted back, placing his hands on my hips and dipping down to plant a kiss on my lips.
"Have a nice day?" I asked.
"Average, better now that you're here," He smirked, grabbing my hand and walking with her down the paved road. I giggled, hiding my flushed sheets in his toned arm.
"Look at me," He teased, grabbing her jaw and pulling it to his face.
"You're cute when you're blushing." He smirked again.
"Shut up asshole," I punched his chest and nuzzled his neck as he started laughing.
look at this cutie
"Lunch?" He proposed.
"I'd love that," I smiled as he slung his arm around my shoulder.
******
"What do you want to do now?" He asked, looking down at me.
"I don't know?"
"Why don't you present her to us?" A voice called out from behind us. My eyebrows furrowed as Axel's widened.
We slowly turned around to see a man and three girls. One looked like Justin Bieber, no offence to her, the one that was holding her hand had long brown hair with bleached pink tips, and the last one was mixed with very voluminous hair.
"Who-"
"You're right, she's gorgeous," The man skipped to us, he had a Freddy Krueger-type skin.
"Wade, hi!!" He waved awkardly.
"Fuck off," Axel threatened, pushing me behind him.
"Yukio," The girl presented herself, extending her hand to me. I looked reluctantly at Axel, whose expression was unreadable before I shook her hand.
"That's Ellie, she's my girlfriend." She gestured.
"You guys are cute together," I laughed nervously.
"Thank you!!" She chipped in.
"I'm Neena." The last girl smiled. "And that asshole is Wade," She nodded to him. Suddenly, I was pulled by Wade and Yukio and they started bombarding me with questions as they ushered me down the road, away from Axel.
"Falling for the damsel in distress I see," Neena teased Axel.
"Shut up," He grumbled, quickening his pace to get away from his colleagues to get his girl back.
@rafaelina-casillas Girl, you gave me the feels! x) <3
“So guys, what do you think?” (Y/N) smiled, twirling around in a circle to look more dramatic.
“Slay!” Domino chuckled.
“Like a human angel!” Wade gasped.
“I think it’s alright,” Alex muttered as he shrugged. He could feel Domino glance at him, knowing that his actions would betray him soon enough. And he was right, his eyes were glued to the new recruit the entire night and he only knew that he would be teased endlessly by his teammates the next morning.
