Claude Frollo Out of Context Sentence Starters || Part I/?
I have a divine mission to spread the Our Claude > Canon Frollo propaganda. What better way to do so than by making various quotes of his a sentence meme?
Clowning
“What the FUCK is Bible Study & Chill?!”
“Do you lot think the Booberry ghost is blue because he died by strangulation???
“I was absolutely high as shit last night. The Warwick Davis leprechaun himself could have started playing knick knack on my lung & I likely would not have noticed.”
“HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS SAW ME EVERYDAY & KNEW I WAS GAY & DID NOT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING?!”
“MA’M/SIR THAT IS FOUR MILLION DOLLAR MERCHANDISE DO NOT BREAK WHAT YOU CANNOT BUY!”
“...Why do you smell like Nesquik Strawberry Milk?”
“The asshole you are trying to reach is not available. Please disconnect the call & do not try again.”
“Also the day you catch me living in a shack is the day to lock me up because that would mean I finally went clinical, pal."
“Quit talking about shoving things in my ass, you perverted old man/woman!”
“Well. You are BORING me right now. I cannot relate to your poor person problems.”
“If I could physically meet myself I would beat the shit out of him.”
“…I am not sweet, __. Slander me again & I will take legal action.”
“Her vagina could probably host a fucking bounce house for all of them.”
“Na fam. Delete it right now.”
“Nearly every single time you speak you bring this family great dishonour.”
“There is only so much suffering I can endure.”
“I FOUND A CAT!
“You would end up being spilt worse than my firewood.
“You cannot do coke, that is illegal!
“Down to fucking kill myself.”
“If you are so insistent on sucking my cock this often you ought get some knee pads.”
“I like snow. It is a good way to hit your enemies with glass shards before they realise what is happening.”
“Do you want bullshit or the truth?”
“I am seconds away from a brain aneurysm, son.”
“You would be a wonderful addition to someone’s mantle. In an urn!”
“Shut the fuck up, old man!”
“I do not use Faebook. Faebook is for losers & old people.”
*sarcastically* “I went out to the woods. Pretended to be a forest nymph for a few hours.”
“That is… Not my problem.”
“Did the vibrating make it better or worse, son?”
“New Jersey’s state fruit is blueberry, you fucking crackhead.”
“No no. Continue squabbling, bottoms.”
“Like what the fuck like I can say hoe if I want to! I am a hoe, I have the pass!”
“I want no part in your cockles, __.”
“That is too many babies, Miss/Mister.”
“Ugh no.”
“Pull up then, Fuckboy.”
“Actually I was thinking about that one medieval meme about the leggings.”
“You cannot cancel me. I am a bad bitch.”
Being Fucking For Real
“… Unless… Oh fuck… I must be having another psychotic break.
“Would not be the first goddamn time I had a hallucination…”
“Those were the last words I ever said to my own son’s face… Then I never saw him again.”
“... Tell me you love me again? Please?”
“What the hell was I supposed to say to you that would not sound fucking weird & desperate?”
“You know, wills to read & a little brother to parent…”
“… It was always you but… You deserve someone normal.”
“I will be perfectly fine alone, the way I always am.”
*wryly* “Ah yes, because everyone keeps their promises, __.”
“I am going to beat his ass. The next time. I see him.”
“God, I know I do not deserve it but I love you so fucking much.”
