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[rawpastas]

It was posted 5 hours ago????

[giantkillerjack]

I like to imagine Gandalf has some sort of magical crystal ball that tells him the probability of different events.

- Like, when he wanted to help Thorin and Company take their home back from a dragon, he first spent weeks with his crystal ball spinning different probability scenarios, such as:

Gandalf: Okay. What if Thorin goes to fight Smaug with a small army of Dwarves? Likelihood of success?

Magic 8 Ball: 0%

Gandalf: What if he has a gigantic army of Dwarves?

Magic 8 Ball: 0.000001% chance of success

Gandalf: Hrrrmm... what if I unite all the forces of Middle Earth to stand side by side against the dragon?

Magic 8 Ball: 0%

Gandalf: How is it lower now?!??

[Weeks Later]

Gandalf, increasingly frazzled: okay okay. What if I accompany Thorin and 12 Dwarves on the quest?

Magic 8 Ball: .... 0.2% [the highest so far]

Gandalf, getting desperate: fine... how about me, Thorin, 12 Dwarves, and uhhhhh..... a Hobbit?

Magic 8 Ball: 60%

Gandalf: I'm sorry WHAT

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Decades later, when the events of the trilogy are about to begin and force Middle Earth to face an even greater challenge than a dragon in a mountain, immediately Gandalf is just like,

"Oh we are gonna need at LEAST two hobbits for this one . . . "

[puckishshsh]

[nauschka]

is this anything

[choccow]

Se dieron unos buenos besotes

[salems002]

I imagine how Narinder tormented his brothers since he was a child and only respected Shamura haha

[mrmederick]

Familia fósforo

[peppermint-whiskers]

I'm on a trip rn and drew my lovelies 💖💖

They deserve to go feral