#xfactor29

[gaknar]

Oooo my ass is really starting to get chapped over this shit Jean is saying about Madelyne. Madelyne was the god damn victim in that relationship! She literally did nothing to Scott other than ask him to fulfill his vows of marriage. She was the perfect wife. And now that Jean is moving in on her territory, Jean will say anything she can to cast Madelyn as the villain and steal her man. This is really gross and vindictive! Fuck Scott and Jean straight into the grave. Oh, and Jean kills these shitty Anti-Body dudes. (X-Factor #29 – June 1988)

[gaknar]

WHOA. “Disabuse you of the notion”??? Jesus, JEAN!! I was sitting here about to post these panels just because I liked seeing Scott fumble with that suitcase like a chimpanzee having an angina pectoris brought on by intense exposure to government engineered strains of syphilis, but then you go all victim blamey on Madelyne!!!! Did you even see the way Scott treated her after he found out you were still alive??? And she couldn’t “disabuse him of the notion” because the motherfucking Marauders shot her 117 times and she was in a coma!!! Holy shit who is this character. Where is the patient and compassionate Jean Grey we all grew up with? Did she get possessed by the Glib Phoenix? (X-Factor #29 – June 1988)

[gaknar]

A better question is why are these news stations playing Madelyne’s speech from Uncanny X-Men #227 over and over and over again. Don’t they have more important things to cover like the end of the god damned world that almost happened like 5 times the other day? Anyway, this domestic disturbance between Scott and Jean keeps heating up and to be honest, I’m enjoying every second of it. Look at how petty Jean is getting. Scott’s rubbing off on her like a douche a racist college student would use to get her roommate to move out. I wish I could sit back with Bobby and watch it all unfold. We could crack jokes and he could whip me up a pina colada with his ice powers, maybe splash it with a little bit of his special sauce. This sounds like a Sunday. (X-Factor #29 – June 1988)

[gaknar]

Jesus SCOTT. Can’t stand to see your significant other have the spotlight for two and a half seconds? Dick. He’s always been like this too, sticking his big butt in where it doesn't belong, stealing Jean's attention away the second anyone isn't focusing on him. Talk about keeping his bird in a cage! Jean’s professional modeling career has always taken a back seat to this relationship and that’s not right!! She should totally take that endorsement deal with Bad Idea Jeans. (X-Factor #29 – June 1988)

[gaknar]

What do you mean you’re not kinky!!! You lure men into you’re apartment, lock them in a bondage cage, and then you beastialize them!!! Do I not know what the word kinky means? Am I the naïve one? Hold on I’ll look this shit up. <Goes to PornHub and types the word kinky in>. No I’m pretty sure I know what the word kinky means. (X-Factor #29 – June 1988)

[gaknar]

Hank is awfully forgiving after Warren about cuts his dick off with those wing blades. I’m not so sure that spraying someone with knives like this could ever result in a “little cut.” And are Warren’s god damned wrists broken in that third set of panels there where he’s manhandling Trish Tilby?? Damn. Anyway, I for one would love to see Warren get his hands on that pretentious cunt Cameron Hodge after we saw Hodge’s plane crash in the New Mutants finale to Fall of the Mutants, so I hope this plays out. (X-Factor #29 – June 1988)

[gaknar]

Hey this issue of X-Factor looks interesting. NOT. Infecta and the Anti-Bodies sounds like the name of an afterschool edutainment cartoon that advocates environmentalism and brushing your teeth after every meal. (X-Factor #29 – June 1988)