#xwebxslingerx

[techmaestro]

May Parker has died.

Tony sucked in a breath when he saw the news. That was… bad. That was beyond bad. That was so far beyond bad that the moment he fully understood the implications of the alert he was already jumping in his car. 

He had a teenager to make sure didn’t do anything… extreme. 

Because he really didn’t expect this to go okay.

[ask-the-assistant-darcy]

"The gods are not smiling on us." ((xwebxslingerx))

“What’d you mean? The suns out, I made cookies, you’re taking a break from your studies, I found a cute shirt that doesn’t clash terribly with my wings. I’m feeling pretty smiled upon.” Not to mention that yesterday a god had literally smiled at her, thank you Thor.

[creperend-a]

@xwebxslingerx

Continued from here.

     It all happened in a flash --- one moment he was strolling along, the next he was being swooped up by a familiar web-slinging hero. “Ah!”

     Zenpool turned his head to watch the wreckage of an indistinguishable, but clearly large object having collided with the sidewalk --- leaving an indent at the place where he was previously walking. “...Thank you. I may have the healing factor, but I would not particularly have enjoyed the pain that this accident may have caused me. I owe you.”

[the-blackest-spider]

"Same thing I always do. Talk my way out of it." ((xwebxslingerx))

@xwebxslingerx

“Mmhm.” She sounded anything but convinced. “Out of whatexactly?” She arched a brow, tilting her head ever so slightly to one side.

[ask-the-assistant-darcy]

knowing your partner well can potentially make writing together a lot easier !!!

BASICS

NAME: Molly

PRONOUNS: her/she

SEXUALITY: Complicated.

TAKEN OR SINGLE: so single.

THREE FACTS:I love foota

I love football, I’m a huge Vikings fan which is interesting when football season starts since Darcy is a Bears fan and they are in the same division. I can’t stand the Packers or the Patriots, needless to say I’m salty af about the superbowl.

I play the flute and have done so since the 6th grade.

I am a huge movie lover, but alas I don’t get to see many movies in the theather. But it evens out becase I adore old movies and many of them are on T.V. just not as often as I’d like.

2. EXPERIENCE

HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): Uh, I think its something like 4 years? Maybe 5.

PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: Yahoo chatroom/email groups, AIM, Skype and Tumblr

BEST EXPERIENCE: Honestly, the people I’ve met. The friends I’ve made here are the reason I keep coming back even when I don’t feel wanted in general. As are the people that I write with, even if we don’t know one another well yet. I adore you guys.

3. MUSE PREFERENCES

FEMALE OR MALE: Female and it effin sucks some days I tell you.

MULTI OR SINGLE: For me I find single works better, its hard enough to organize the mess with just one muse and several verses with different headcanons. I can’t imagine what that’d be like adding more muses and verses to the mix. Kudos to you guys.

4. WRITING PREFERENCES

FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT:  I’ve been told I’m the queen of fluff. But I like writing all of it, although my smut is real rusty because most of the relationships I have are friendly or like family WHICH I AM A PRO AT. IF YOU WANT MAJOR FAMILY FEELS YOU HIT ME UP. 

PLOTS OR MEMES: Yes. I love both dearly. I like flying by the seat of my pants and figuring stuff out on the fly but I also like the structure and order of having a plot. I also like taking a pre-made plot and changing it into something for me and my partner. Its so much fun.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: It really depends on my mood and muse. Sometimes short replies are where its at, sometimes I can word vomit you a short story.

BEST TIME TO WRITE: Typically the evening, but when I can get on my computer during the day I try and see what I can do reply wise. In a nut shell, the best time is whenever I’m on my computer and have the brain cells to spare.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): Uh....maybe? I think this might be a better question for those that know both my muse and me, they are probably more able to spot something that is similar to my muse better than I could. I know we share similarities, mostly because I think it would be hard to write some of her stuff if we weren’t similar in some way shape or form.

tagged by: @jerseysass

tagging: @the-blackest-spider (you’ve been tagged twice, deal boo), @theassassinhawk, @xwebxslingerx, @notacyclonefan, @deityofstories,@askprofessorx, @godsperfectidiiot and I think thats everyone I really interact with a lot. If you wanna do it, then consider yourself tagged!

[creperend-a]

@xwebxslingerx

Continued from here.

    “Really! Well, good thing you have me! I know how to make a mean stack of pancakes. Well, not just that -- I’ve had to cook for myself plenty of times. I love take-out, but...” Wade pouted, his mask wrinkling in a frown. “Sometimes money is tight.”

[ask-the-assistant-darcy]

“Sorry about my cat. she really, really likes feathery things.” ((xwebxslingerx))

@xwebxslingerx

“Probably doesn’t help that they’re iridescent. I like cats but man I always forget how much their claws can smart.”

[techmaestro]

☁: things won't stop going wrong ((xwebxslingerx))

@xwebxslingerx The letter’s envelope is covered in hazard stickers.

You know Hercules is meant to be a nickname, not a prophecy, right?

Okay, first things first. If anyone has died you are to call Rhodey at once. I mean it. I don’t care what you think you can or can’t handle, if someone is dead, then by god you need backup and you need it now, and I am clearly out of touch. Which is harder to manage than you might think.

If no one has died, but someone has been hospitalized, then I want you to call Happy. He isn’t instant backup like Rhodey is, but if you’re persistent enough, he’ll either help or relay what’s going on to someone who can. Also, if no one is hospitalized but there is trauma to someone else you don’t know how to handle, again, Happy is a god guy to call. He’s dealt with me, he can help you.

If something has legally gone horribly wrong, call Pepper. She’ll either sic Public Relations on it or get you a lawyer. Or whoever actually needs a lawyer. 

If it’s emotional distress that fits into none of the above categories, such as girlfriend issues, then I’m going to point you at the AIs for that one. They can talk you through it, you know. Yes, sometimes that does, in fact, work. If it’s something that can be logicked out, they’re great for that. 

And... if it’s none of that, and just technical stuff, AIs again, possibly Rhodey, alright? Bruce, if he's remotely accessible, might work too. You’re welcome to get into my workshop space and you can use whatever you need so long as the AI running security lets you.

I’m sorry I’m not there to personally help you kiddo, but you got this, alright?

Be safe.