Jul 28, 2021
it's definitely the Fi
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it's definitely the Fi
INTP Story Time #34
INTP: *nervous* I need to tell you something . . .
INTP: I spent $70 today
Dad: Only that much?
Mom: Miracles really do happen
INTP: What- You’re not mad? That’s a lot of money!
Mom: You never spend money
Dad: Had it been XXFP, it would have been a different story. All she does is spend our money
Teacher: Next class will be asynchronous (so no zoom call), please be sure to work on your essays during the class period.
xxFP: But what if I just… don’t
Me watching a movie when something sad happens: *shakes fist at screen saying * I didn't sign up for this !!!😢😢😢
Newsflash Losers
Why does this site give XXFPs so much shit??? Fi👏is👏the👏only👏good👏function.
XXFPs: Beats around the bush XXTJs: Beats the bush with a baseball bat XXTPs: Makes friends with the bush and sucker punches it XXFJs: Beats passive-aggressively around the bush
The Endless Struggle
me: Open yourself up to the world! To be vulnerable is to be free! Strength lies in baring your soul to emotion! Be bravely vulnera- aaaand I got hurt. Great. Never gonna be vulnerable again. I’m shutting myself off, no one will ever get to me again, no sirree, I’m putting up my wall forever, goodbye foolish hope...
me 5 minutes later: I’ve decided to give the world a 1,898,235,072nd chance! Open yourself up to the worl- shit it happened again.
me @ me: do you see what I mean???
me: ...
me: one more chance
Teacher: I see you haven’t turned in your unit assessment yet. When can you get that in to me by?
xxFP: I’ll get it in to you by the end of the week
Teacher: Great! Thank you so much!
-1 week later-
Teacher: I noticed you still haven’t turned it in. Anything going on?
xxFP: Sorry, I’ve been busy. I’ll have a ton of time later today, I’ll be sure to turn it in! :)
Teacher: Okay, thank you SO much!
-1 day later-
Assessment: *still isn’t turned in*
and the cycle repeats