#yan hcs

[millyondollarpussy]

YANDERE! RICH HUSBAND x WIFE! 🫧

GENERAL AND HOUSE HUNTING/DECORATING HCS

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This might be one of my faves, actually. Enjoy and don't forget to follow me! :P

Yandere! Rich Husband who needs you to tell him what you want. Not all the time, of course, because he knows you like the back of his hand and can predict your wants and desires, but in a general format, please tell him what to get at brunch. Please tell him if you want this house, please tell him if you want the car. He’s reeling over here.

Yandere! Rich Husband he's good at making decisions as a man, horrible at making decisions when your in the room because he feels like the only boss shoudld be you. Although I will say if you tell him to choose as a demand, he will lock in and make the perfect choice. He's complex, okay, be gentle he’s just a big dumb dog with lots of money and love to give.

Yandere! Rich Husband could be touring a new house, and inside, he doesn't even know if he likes or doesn't like the house, but when youre like, "I love how it's a national landmark," he's ready to tell the real estate agent to send in the wire.

Yandere! Rich Husband has only a few preferences when it comes to interior designing, and those preferences being:

1. that you are in the house and make the home an altar to your taste and being.

And

2. that you let him live there with you and pay all the bills. Seems like a pretty good deal to me. 🤷‍♀️

Yandere! Rich Husband, if you're nice like me, he can have an office or a batcave, what you may call the doghouse, which he does not mind one bit. He probably is hiding someone or something's bones in there. dont worry, he plans on making you a necklace or something out of them, he knows how much you appreciate taxidermy and the preservation of life! What a sweetheart.

Yandere! Rich Husband He's not one of those guys that nonchalant about decorating or off-handed when it comes to giving his input about your shared space. He is fully invested and intentional. You tell him your vision, and he's giving his input on the foundation and structure of making it happen. You want to redo the closet to be like a boudoir? He is, in fact, in bed watching closet demo videos and finding the best local contractors while rubbing your arm and kissing your forehead where the seam of your bonnet starts. Saying things like, "What kind of upholstery should we do?" and bringing up color palettes of walnut and cherry.

Yandere! Rich Husband wants you to make the entire home yours, but he does take pride in the configuration of it. If you have guests over and say something like, "He found all the contractors for the project and watched them like a hawk. It came out perfectly!" ???? yeah... you’re getting fucked tonightttttt. or "I really wanted to go for a dark bohemian vibe and (H/N) found these beautiful pieces, I dont even know where he found them, but they are my absolute favorite." ???? You’re getting fucked tonightttttt.

Yandere! Rich Husband He runs upstairs to set his favorite toys out for the night because now he needs to be treated like a mutt who’s being rewarded for bringing you home some stick he found out on a walk.

Yandere! Rich Husband he takes pride in the little details. The glassware and the water filters. How he found some obscure seller from wherever to supply these ethical vintage fur rugs you have, and maybe you’ve given him belly rubs on them after a long day while reading a book to him about a woman who murdered her husband.

Yandere! Rich Husband Now for his mancave, you wanted to let him go crazy and have one room in the house for himself, but you know what?… That's the room he wants you to decorate the most. That and the bedroom.

Yandere! Rich Husband So when he sneaks up behind you one night, bending down and wrapping his big arms around you with a tender embrace, resting his head on your silken-clad shoulder, and whining, "Can you design my room?" you really have no way of saying no to him. you set the tone and let him put some of his favorite pictures up around the room and his little knick-knacks.

He’s just man okay? He just wants to be a good boy and buy his beautiful wife pretty things and yell at contractors if they fuck up. He definitely carries around one of those construction balancers with the kiquid in the middle to make sure everything is even.

Toodles.

Give me more requests I love this guy.

[octotriosimp]

Could you do yan Jade hcs?

Of course I love that man so much!! <3

I feel like this man would personally follow you around in his free time

Purposely gathers mushroom spores that he spreads around Ramshackle during the night so he has an excuse to come over

I feel like he is a much more social yandere than violent (is that just because no one is flirting with you? Mayhaps)

If someone is flirting with you however that's a different story but he still doesn't want to have it be fully tracked back to him so he'll push them to the point of going to Azul for help for something or another (if they are being creepy he might drop a few hints it was him)

Tries to get closer to you through whatever means possible

Invites you to join him to grab some mushrooms and then just takes a picture and uses it to prove you're in the club with him so he can put your name next to his on an official paper even if its not a marriage certificate.

"Accidentally" bites you on your wrist so people can see it

Starts getting you food because he doesn't think you eat enough (and also to show he can provide for you)

If there is a special he gets it for you to show how he is better than the other options

Gets really angry if you share the food he got you with anyone else even Grim and won't let anyone else get you food either

Checks out all the books that you need for class to catch up so you have to rely on him if you try to ask anyone else he'll either intimidate them himself or get Floyd to get rid of them during the time you were supposed to meet so he can come in and help you instead

Gets you a terrarium with some mushrooms as a gift for joining his club and tells you to put them on your nightstand because they can act as a natural nightlight if taken care of properly and he comes over every now and again to "check up on them to see if you're caring for them correctly" when its really an excuse to see you and also to make sure the camera he put in there is still in good condition

[millyondollarpussy]

Yandere!Old Money Who always has to take you to dinner. Lowkey may have a feeder kink but it’s not for food it’s for seeing you fulfilled.

Wait this is actually kinda hot. A REAL man knows the fastest way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach. 🤭Could we have more on this? Pretty pretty please?

💸 YANDERE! OLD MONEY HCS 💸 ⋆.ೃ࿔.𖥔 ݁ ˖*:･༄

DING DING DING OMG YOU’RE THE FIRST PERSON TO PUT AN ASK IN MY INBOX.

Your wish is my command.

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 Who didn’t know he had a thing for watching someone eat until the first time you went to brunch together. Suddenly he’s feeling a little.. crowded in his pants. (Catching print he’s a good B+ to D depending on how much of that C+ you can take)

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 Who actually starts cooking more or having the chefs prepare specific meals because he wants you to munch(so he can munch on that kitty later-)

Anyway- let me be so serious for a minute.

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 You’re sitting across from him eating your food when you look up and see him staring at you, then trailing your eyes down you see he’s barely touched his plate. “Are you not hungry today?”

𖦹 He continues staring until he realizes his goddess is actually speaking to him, “- pardon?”

“You’re not eating?”

He stares down at his plate for a moment. “Oh- oh sorry I was distracted.” Then back up at you.

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 It’s weird because he would actually prefer to watch you eat then actually eat food. Really good expensive food. Butterflied steak, the best salmon, and miso black cod’s, and here he is gorging himself on your presence.

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 At this point he doesn’t even order for himself anymore he orders for the possibility that: 1. You’ll like what he ordered and he gets mental/ego brownie points- it gives him provider energy. Like, “oh I can choose for her, I can provide sustenance for her that she will like.”

2. If he chooses a food you like and you clearly give signs that you like it then he feels like you like him more. Which is great.

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 Now you could have a six course Michelin star meal and be stuffed and this man will still offer you bites of his food because he can’t help it. It’s like those fics where the man wants to bury himself in you to the hilt but for him it’s with Hors d’oeuvres and truffles.(and maybe the first to but idk-)

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 You just had three dishes trying to save room for more and he’s like, “do you want to try mine? It’s really good.” Bro has only taken a bite of the side dish because he wanted you to see how good his plate looks and take the first bite.

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 If you’re a thirsty hoe like me and always need to have a buttload of beverages in your fridge trust that this man will have concierge refill all fridges. With the best of the best sparkling waters, kombuchas, cold pressed juices, champagnes, wine fridge is stacked with labels you have never heard of nor can pronounce but you don’t have to because he is snob when it comes to impressing you and will be giving you a characteristically seductive introduction to every flavor and note each bottle has.

YANDERE!Old Money

𖦹 “This beauty is from a 1972 reserve from the Napa Valley, originally laid down in the private cellars of a now-defunct estate. The family who owned the estate were convicted of fraud and the property was foreclosed. All bottles were auctioned off and I managed to snag a few.“

Have fun! Make sure you go to your yoga classes and hot girl walks because he will have you gaining ten pounds and just be like. “You’re full of me.” But not in a grotesque way just like he sees the weight as a blanket. Being him. Anyway-

/ᐠ - ˕ -マ- I wrote this while eating breakfast so enjoy.

[millyondollarpussy]

I saw your requests being open so what about a Yandere! Sheriff x Oblivious willing reader! And age gap of 10 years? 👀👀👀

This has been a long time cumming I apologize.

YANDERE! Sheriff x Oblivious Willing Darling

You hadn’t a clue the town sheriff had a little thing for you. You never even payed attention. Always looking out for yourself but never suspecting a man in uniform was at your beck in call. That is if you ever recognized him to give him an order.

You were a sweet little thing. Always gallivanting around town doing God knows what- well he does.

Because he’s always watching. Too much actually, even for a man who’s taken an oath to serve and protect.

His service to you seems a little… personal.

You would think a man in his position would be married with the whole picket white fence and two dotting children situation. But nope.

People in town say he’s a stoic. A bit reclusive but well-hearted and good-mannered. He is the best sheriff the town could ask for.

Who knew he was just waiting for the right person to unlock the captive carnality within him.

Hcs 💋

Yandere!sheriff who stands outside across the street from wherever you are with his thumbs hooped through his vest or one hand wrapped around a coffee. It always just seems like a coincidence. You just think “wow this town is so safe.”

Yandere!sheriff Who’s like the aging stud of the town. He’s the guy every woman in the salon talks about but can never press under their thumb. There are rumors that he had a wife, but she passed away; some say he’s seen too much to be romantic, some say he’s too invested in his work. Some say he’s gay.

Yandere! sheriff who wants to be a good guy, but it’s so hard now. Every time he sees a man or boy around town talk to you he feels his hand reaching to rest over his gun halter. Oh how easy it would be to eradicate the unnecessary variables.

Yandere!Sheriff who would let you off the hook for whatever. Not that you would get yourself into anything but he would still right it off as nothing to worry about.

Yandere!Sheriff youre beautiful. Any idiot with eyes can see that. and thats what every goddamn man in this town is- an idiot. Because dont the know you and him belong together, and if that man at the corner store keeps checking you out I swear to god ill fucking-

Yandere!Sheriff He imagines you using his cuffs on him. Well not the ones he uses for other people, but a set he bought specifically with the faith that one day you will use them on him.

You always feel so safe because every time youre outside gardening you happen to see him patrolling through the street.

Youre such a sweet little thing and hes this big bad wolf.

Little do you know..

[millyondollarpussy]

Gaining more of you

Yandere bf x Darling who gained weight

It doesn’t matter if you gain weight in the relationship.

He fell in love with you not the exact number on the scale

Maybe you gained 25 pounds. Hormones, stress from the world. How much he feeds you. You feel chubby or like a glass overfilled

He will still love you the same still rub your body the same still worship you the same still eat your pussy like it’s the most delectable entree on earth the same

He tells you all the time how much he loves you and how your body doesn’t affect his love and if you say, “well which version do you love more?”

He just says, “I love you the most” and leaves it at that and it’s not one of those things men say to beat around how they actually feel. You feel he means it. He just loves you the most. Your body is just the deliverer of everything he is obsessed with which is everything your flesh contains. Your soul, your essence, your being. And all he wants is to be together, forever. In all of your shapes and sizes. 25 pounds isn’t going to do anything but make him feel more like he belongs under you. You are his anchor to the world.

And if you want to go back down he will prepare every meal kiss your tummy rub your clit while kissing you and telling you how much he supports and loves you and will fuck you to burn some calories likes it’s lore

[millyondollarpussy]

Heyy I love the way you write!!

I dunno if you accept requests butttt….. Could you write something like loser x maniac pixie dream girl? :3

Yandere Loser x Manic Pixie dream Girl 🧚 ✨ 💀

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Yandere Loser! He’s a fucking loser. A rich one- albeit, a fucking loser. I mean come on- you grew up with all this money, all of this experience and travel, and you still give the energy of a wet mop that was left in the janitorial closet over the weekend.

Yandere Loser! Who’s been on your dick- I mean trail since the moment he saw you picking up your drinks in that cafe downtown one day. You came bopping in like a bluejay, buzzing like a bee, and he felt… enamored. Genuinely.

I mean you were…you were sensual and self possessed and giving, right off the bat. You didn’t see him off rip but as you turned to sit down waiting for your drinks and you smiled at him he was hooked.

Yandere Loser! Who for some god awful reason by some baneful luck actually is called to get his coffee the same time your drinks have been called and feels like this is a sign, destiny.

Yandere Loser! Who literally grabs his drink to hard and crushes it everywhere as you go to grab your drink carrier and you let out an “oop!”as you jolt back missing his macchiato by a fraction of a fuck to give(????)

Yandere Loser! Who profusely apologizes as he sees some of it got on your shoes and offers to buy you new ones.

For a moment you decline saying it’s no big deal but he insists going on some rant about who gives a fuck and then somehow gets your number(fake number/ guys use google voice or something)

Yandere Loser! Wait did he- was this planned? Omg- how did he get the number of a girl like you? Maybe you felt bad and thought he might actually send you like a gift receipt or something I mean from what you could tell with your keen eye(manic for the money 💸 🤑) he was wearing a high thread cotton shirt with a cashmere cover and had atleast 10k worth of electronics on his corner table in the cafe.

Yandere Loser! Who ends up sending you $500 dollars with a message that says “Hey there, this is the guy from the cafe, sorry for the spill, hope this covers your shoes- they looked very nice. Have a good day!” And now he’s in…. What do you do?

[millyondollarpussy]

Drabble

He stands tall in the room, daunting in size but to you he just looks like an oversized puppy. Big and strong- His body built for something special, a purpose… your pleasure.

You look up at him and his body slightly hunched trying to appear smaller for you but to no avail he is still in fact massive.

Your hands caress over his body taking in the firm feeling of his flesh. Full and muscular, soft and masculine. He’s perfect.

“Why don’t you touch me?” You ask looking up at him as your hands.

He seems to shiver a little bit at your touch. Constraint perhaps. “I don’t want to be disrespectful.” He says in a lowly voice. As if he’s in the presence of one above him. And he is.

“And how would you be disrespectful?”

“I might cross boundaries.”

“Why would you cross boundaries?”

“Because I love you too much. I’m obsessed with you and I don’t want to get carried away. I don’t want to cross any lines.”

“And what about me?”

His eyes pick up for a second and a slight hmm leaves him

“What can I do to you?”

“Anything” he blurts out, “anything you want. Everything.”

“Are you sure? I’m not as respectful as you.”

“Please don’t be.”

Just a little sum sum

[millyondollarpussy]

I found your Vlog on a whim and I'm obsessed omg😭. Do you think you could write about a yandere student council president who leaves a love letter to our reader for valentine's day, and the reader just tosses it in the trash or gives it to someone else after scraping their name off the letter

(ik I'm evil but I want to see his reaction- MUAHAHHA)

Yandere! Student Council loser x Uninterested girl queen pussy boss darling 🫧🌸✨💋

Not proofread-

You have no time for boys.

Especially the one who’s the student council president(those political science guys are crazy BEWARE!!!)

You were a referee thinking it would be a good idea for a girl to represent the student body. Bring back matriarchy they say but guess who won? This fleshlight. What a loser.

He honestly only ran to be in proximity to you- he didn’t actually plan to win but it’s whatever. He’s signed his fate in doom.

It’s Valentine’s Day. A day you might personally hate. All this capitalistic bs that promotes cheap materials to pronounce one’s love for the sneaky link they aren’t even tagging on Instagram. You did not subscribe romantically.

Now you may not believe in it but he does. He more so believes in any excuse to be a ferret and try to weasel his way into your heart and what better way than Valentine’s Day :D

He spends all night writing you a beautiful letter. Not even gonna lie bro was watching calligraphy asmrs and tutorials for a good week practicing his hand to be worthy of your gaze-

He works up the courage and times it perfectly so no one knows it’s him and pops it through the slit of your locker. And now we wait.

It’s third period by the time you get back to your locker going to grab a granola bar for a friend when you see it. This red enveloped love letter.

You grab it forgetting the granola bar momentarily and rip that sucker open. As much as I love agony I do love words of affirmation,

It reads some bullshit like,

“I always notice you when you walk through the halls. I’m sorry I’m not much of a sight for sore eyes. I hope one day you look at me and have even a glimpse of what I feel for you. Maybe you know who I am. I hope not. Your eyes are so beautiful. I’ve never seen a color form the way it does when the lights hits you.”

Or some bumbly bs. You read it cringe out because any boy who wrote this is as horrible as his prose and rip it in half.

Just like that you ripped his heart in two as well but I think it lowkey turned him on because now he knows he has to work harder to hit a chord. Hey- maybe if he does bad enough you’ll hit him… then he can have a memory of you touching him.