#yaoimillion

[spltlvlhous]

diz da inside of my brain thanks to being dan and phils long lost mpreg child. yes, phaddy phil hates cheese. but i. fucking love cheese. phil if you send me yaoimillion dollars i will eat every piece of cheese you see

[spltlvlhous]

all im saying is you can help me get dnp to read my letters. uhm. im insane. ive been insane. on a budget of $0. you know what else is $0? helping

[spltlvlhous]

i just need you to understand, yaoi yaoi yaoi. gfay gay. transexxual sluts, and fagdykes. and, gleep. gleepglorp gleep glorp norp glabababab GLEEP GEEP GLEEP *insert hidden political message* GLEEP GLEEP GLEEP GLEEP GLEPE GLEPE GLOOPR glaneeeeop norp

[spltlvlhous]

dan and phil i defended your love when the muppet joker was posting hate. yeah. he said he "always headcannoned them as merely cowrokers" in response to phan being real and he was also sopoo pissed at phermit. (what the actual fuck.) like. dan adn phil.... where is my yaoimillion dollars as thanks? i LITERALLY immortalized phermit forever because i hate that cunt 凸( •̀_•́ )凸 (hes an anti phermitter.) here's the thing—i mean. i also just really fucking love phermit. sure. my obsession started as a FUCK YOU. but. what can i say... phermit is just like the best thing on planet gleep (im a gleepenian, from planet gleep) i also permanently cursed that green cunt on the ides of yaoi. so. tell me dan and phil. wHERE is my yaoimillion dollars>???????????

[spltlvlhous]

if you want my opinion

idk why this doesnt have yaoimillion views

[spltlvlhous]

ai could never even come close to replacing me

[spltlvlhous]

my work is worth yaoimillions of yaoibucks

[spltlvlhous]