Nov 7, 2021
Yax Bits #5
Yakko: “SHIT! FUCK!”
Wakko: “PISS! TITS!”
Dot: “BITCH! DICK!”
Max: Looking Confused “Um, what exactly are you guys doing?”
All three look at him quizzically
Yakko: “Preparing for our second season of course, what else?
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Yax Bits #5
Yakko: “SHIT! FUCK!”
Wakko: “PISS! TITS!”
Dot: “BITCH! DICK!”
Max: Looking Confused “Um, what exactly are you guys doing?”
All three look at him quizzically
Yakko: “Preparing for our second season of course, what else?
Yax Bits #4
Max: “You want Coke or Pepsi?”
Yakko: Raises eyebrows “Do you really have to ask? Pepsi of course.”
Max: “Yeah. Fair point. Takes a swig of soda Hey, why don’t you like Coke anyways?”
Yakko: Gesticulating wildly “Because some genius decided it would be a good idea to take out the cocaine!”
Max: Chuckling lightly “Yak, you’re like, the living embodiment of cocaine. I don’t think you need any more.”
Yax Bits #3
Yakko: I CANT GO ON LIKE THIS MAX! PLEASE, JUST PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY! *Cries into Max’s shoulder*
Max: *Looking unimpressed* Babe, your foot is asleep, you’re not dying or anything.
Yakko: *Gazes into Max’s eyes, whispering* Why don’t you understand my suffering?
Yax Bits #1
Max: So, what species are you exactly?
Yakko: I don’t belong to a singular species. I’m a cosmic whirlwind of craziness sent to plunge the whole world into chaos! Mwahahaha!
Max: Uh huh. Well that’s cool, but I know what you really are.
Yakko: *Confused stare* And what might that be?
Max: You’re the most adorable dork I’ve ever met.
Yakko: *Blushes and smiles* Love you too Max
Yax Bits #2
Yakko: Walks through the front door “Man, that movie was amazing! It had everything, humor, drama, catchy songs, and a heartfelt conclusion!”
Wakko: Unamused Stare “Bro, this is the third time you’ve gone to see that movie. I think you’re becoming obsessed.”
Dot: “Please, it’s that Max guy he’s obsessed with. You can see it in his eyes” Smirking
Yakko: “Pfff! That’s ridiculous. You two just aren’t cultured enough to appreciate the genius that is A Goofy Movie.“ Huffs away to the bedroom and shuts door
Yakko: Mumbles lovingly “I’m not just obsessed with him, I’m absolutely crazy about him....“