#yay teamwork

[thelastohmu]

I can't believe it! On Halo Infinite BTB CTF, I walked the flag alone all the way back to base and was sniped literally a couple of feet away from the capture point and someone else scored my hard-earned point as I just got back to it. Happy to have helped the team 😭

[naomiknight-17]

Honey-Chipotle Turkey with Zesty Quinoa Salad from Hello Fresh

I've never tried Quinoa before so this was an adventure. It doesn't have much flavor of its own, but it picked up the lime-honey dressing nicely.

The star of this one is the turkey though. The salad is good but the turkey!! With the honey-chipotle sauce! I just want to eat it forever, spicy and sweet and just a little salty and savory... wow. This was a good one

[thatmpdblog]

Cup

You stirred your tea with the tiny spoon given to you and blew gently into the cup.

[poolsidescientist]

Am I an exceptionally good writer or are the people I’m working with just exceptionally lazy? A story by me.

[inlovewithjackabbot]

My dream team of cat, barbs and tabs is all I wanted for Christmas omg now let’s add sofia to this dream team and I’ll die happy

[thatmpdblog]

Creative Cure To Boredom

Prompt #7: “Bite me!” “No thanks. I’m trying to go on a diet.”

Word count: 970

Dating a vampire wasn’t that difficult, but Kim Taehyung was a piece of work. Not for the reason that most people would think, though.

When you had first met, it wasn’t some big, mysterious moment like the Twilight movies. Rather, your pet cat happened to get stuck in a tree and he quite literally jumped into said tree to get it for you. You stared at him dumbfounded, questioning how someone could perform a feat so impossible. He had merely chuckled, stating that you should be glad he didn’t eat the small creature instead.

Contrary to popular belief, he was strictly against consuming human blood and he generally kept his appetite in check when it came to animals. Feeding him was no problem.

His boredom, however, was a problem. 

Especially when that entailed finding every possible way to annoy you as a means of entertainment. Even when you had important work to be doing. Sitting at your computer desk in your shared bedroom, your fingers shot across the keyboard.

“Tae, I’m busy right now.” you said, trying to keep your focus on your laptop screen and ignore the young vampire standing behind you and pinching your cheeks.

“But Y/N, I’m booored!” he whined.

“Then find something else to do.” you replied. 

“You’re so mean to me.” he pouted, propping his chin atop your head.

“Bite me.”

“No thanks. I’m trying to go on a diet.” he answered, draping his arms over your shoulders. You sighed and rubbed your temples.

“You are impossible, you know that?” you said. He tilted his head to the side of yours and ran his tongue along the shell of your ear, causing a shiver to run up your spine.

“But you love me anyways.” he whispered. You squeezed your thighs together when you felt his lips press against your ear, delicately trailing down your neck.

“Tae,” you gasped softly, your eyes fluttering shut. 

“Yes, Love?” he asked sweetly. His hands smoothed up your front, cupping your breasts through your shirt. You found yourself weak to his touches, desire quickly replacing your focus on the task at hand. He spun your chair around to have you facing him and pulled you up by your hands. He led you back to the bed, sitting on the edge and bringing you to sit on his lap with your back flush against his chest.

“Tae, I need to get back to work.” you breathed, your voice sounding unconvincing, even to you.

“Shh, just take a break Y/N. Relax.” he responded, slipping his hands under your shirt. Fingers danced across tender skin, sparking the nerves beneath. His hands moved higher, massaging soft flesh and rolling your nipples between the tips of his fingers. Your back arched into him, feeling a growing bulge press against the curve of your ass. Your teeth sunk into your bottom lip as your thighs rubbed together, trying to gain some relief from the friction. 

Taehyung chuckled, trailing his tongue along your neck once more. He pulled your skin between his lips, fangs just barely scraping the surface as he left bright red marks along your nape. Your body shivered with delight as you fell deeper under his control. One of his hands slowly glided down your abdomen and past the waistband of your pants. You gasped, your lip popping free from its hold.

“You’re so sensitive, Y/N” Taehyung purred, as his fingers rubbed small circles against your dampening panties. “Or is it that your body is so reactive to me?” 

His finger slipped past the fabric border, now directly circling your center. A shaky moan left your lips as he slowly slid a single digit into your throbbing entrance. Then another, deftly pumping in and out of you. Your hips rolled subconsciously, meeting the rhythm of his hand. 

“God, I love seeing you like this.” Taehyung groaned from behind you, watching your needy form chasing your high on his long fingers. He trailed kisses along your shoulder, as his fingers quickened their pace, building up a climax within you. Leaning back fully against him, your hands gripped the edge of the bed for support as you neared your end, completely lost in blissful lust. 

“T-tae, I’m gonna c-cum,” you muttered.

“It’s okay baby, cum for me.” he murmured against your skin. Your muscles contracted, the waves of your orgasm washing over you and drenching Taehyung’s hand. He slowly pulled his fingers out of you, gently guiding you to stand on your shaky legs and removing your pants completely. He made quick work of removing his own as well, just enough to set his erection free. Pulling you back to his lap, he lowered you onto his girth. Short gasps came from you both as he steadily pushed into your pulsing walls, the tightness enveloping him.

His hands gripped your sides, rocking your hips to a desired pace. Moans spilled from both yours and his parted lips as euphoria consumed you both. Your clothes were disheveled, sticking to your body in a very odd manner which was the least of your concerns right now. His hips thrust up to meet yours, making you bounce on his lap. His fingers dug deeper into your skin, leaving red, crescent indentations.

“Fuck, s-so close,” you whimpered. One of his hands snakes up your body to wrap around your throat. Tae’s thrusts fell out of sync, but never slowed down, signaling how close he was as well. 

“H-here it comes.” he warned, only a few seconds before you could feel him spilling into your tight core. Your body convulsed around him, both of you reaching your orgasms together, panting. His arms wrapped around you, keeping you up as your body fell limp against him. He placed soothing kisses along your shoulder.

“Well, that was certainly entertaining.” he smiled.

[thatmpdblog]

You already came four times. Your body shook from sensitivity as you lay on your back, trying to catch your breath. Jooheon chuckled, retracting his hand from your core. He sat on the edge of the bed, moving you to sit on his lap. You let out a soft gasp when your clit came into contact with his bare thigh. He gripped your waist, rocking your hips back and forth.

"Come on Princess, you know what to do." he said lowly. You whimpered, holding onto his shoulders for support and riding as best as your body could. It wasn't long before you started slowing down, only to feel a harsh swat to your ass. Jooheon’s fingers pressed deeper into your skin, moving your hips faster and pressing you down harder on his thigh. 

“Don’t try to stop now.” he growled, moving his face closer to speak right in your ear. “I’m not finished with you yet. Take your punishment like a good little slut.”

[v6quewrlds]

https://www.tumblr.com/v6quewrlds/790549432158584832/i-think-i-sent-the-question-to-4-different-blogs?source=share

IT IS! Thank you so much, I butchered the description omg

My brain must have mashed it with another story

no you’re good lol! it clicked in my brain the second i reread arch’s blurb 🙂‍↕️