#yeah lets do that

[mrshamill]

[lieutenantcommunist44]

am i the most perverted shitstain all of you know?....... i mean, id be honored if i was

imso fucking coolwhocares

[elle-oh-elle77]

Okay okay so hear me out

You on the computer working on something you said is important or whatever

Me verrrry needy and kinda pouty coming to sit on your lap anyway

You trying to put me down and saying later blah blah blah

I use your thigh for friction and beg

Youre annoyed and pull a strap out of your drawer and sucure it to your shoe and place me on.

"Since you want to hump so bad do it"

You randomly pushing your foot up so the toy gets deeper and im just making a mess on the floor while you continue working

[vermonaftransistor]

counting up my tasks to give myself stars today in my journal and im debating on if “bought a new pack of cigs” counts as a task or not. i would also really love some weed when i get home. i am in agony.

[broken-brain-broken-dreams-blog]

Back to being single again. Guess I'll just be alone forever

[mlmshino]

its been 7 years i say to my mutuals, none of which have ever seen an episode of metal fusion

[shadymsn]

🌼

AH!! Probably the echo flowers. I liked to sing to them. But sometimes I would get too over stimulated by all the flowers talking back at once.

[blueshipstealstars]

Will I ever stop pointing this fact out?

Idk at some point probably