#yeah. that

[ineedmoretrevorcardcontent]

A series of fortunate events

[ask-drysdale]

*I use the half life Phys gun to grab drysdale and shake him around*

Drysdale's eyes widened as he was picked-up and shaken around, thanks to the Physics Gun. He did get quite dizzy, however, we all know he wouldn't admit such a thing. He was a dryer after all; he wasn't supposed to be dizzy.

"Ohh my! It's a nice view from up here, but do let me down, cherub! I don't think it's safe even for a indefatigable acrobat like myself!"

I will be giving you points for such an unique tool you have, though... I wonder what it'd look like under those Dateviators.

[enjoythesilentworld]

sunday snippet

me pretending im in europe with my friends by writing about wilmon in europe being gross and horny

here's smore of the little thing that @pagegirlintraining and i are working on <333 the pot is almost boiling now. dinner will be ready soon!

“Nice one,” Wille hummed, then tugged Simon toward him again. “Don’t try to distract me. How come I have to wear a hat and sunglasses, but you don’t need anything?” 

“Because,” Simon turned with an impish smile and poked at his arm. It left a small imprint of white for a moment, before fading. “I brought my boyfriend on this trip, and I have no intention of going home with a lobster.” 

“Funny.” 

“I am, thank you for noticing.” 

Wille stepped closer. “You want to go home with me, then?” 

Simon’s smile flickered. “Yes.”

He swallowed, and Wille watched his throat bob. Too distracted by the warm skin, by the exact mental knowledge of what that skin felt like under his tongue, tasted like, Wille missed Simon’s smile return, this time with a mischievous glint. 

“I’d love to go home with you,” Simon practically purred, leaning up closer towards Wille’s ear. His hands slid down to grip Wille’s hips. “Preferably somewhere without roommates, or a tiny bed. Just you and me.” 

[thinger626]

Are these scams/bots/not artists getting worse or is it just me?

Like, everytime I mention that I don't have money they just get aggressive now. Saying that ‘its cheep’ or ‘well, when do you have money?’. Shit like that.

Anyone else??

[chiabats]

my first thought when i saw that image

[vampcaprisun]

ren just adopted a gith baby and an owlbear cub in the same day, and all i can think about is halsin (who famously loves animals so much he can turn into them and loves kids so much he ends up as a dad to dozens of them) watching this happen and having to fight for his fucking life to not break his “no boyfriend until the shadow curse is broken” rule on the spot

[bionicboxes]

fnaf oc who's design I'm still workshopping.

Security, a advanced staff bot on the same level as the glamrocks, designed to replace the need for a human security guard. Ultimately ended up getting scrapped when it was realized the cost of his upkeep would be more than it costed to just pay a human to do it. Now the night guards report seeing him stalk them from a distance, and the day shift see him peeking out from the maintenance tunnels, watching. Its probably nothing to worry about.