Uhhhh a few fun facts because I'm bored and j love my papa❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
• when I was little it was very VERY often that he found me in the sack. It was nice in there ngl
• he's only learning how to properly cook because of me, otherwise he'd eat the same thing everyday (probably just plain bread)
• his sweaters are too big to wear, but that stupid jacket thing..whatever it is ...it's comfy
• he'd be willing to pick me up from school if I said I had a small headache. Does it happen? No because I'd rather stay, but it's the sentiment that counts
• he's saved all of my old drawings and they're ASS JE HAS THEN ON THE FRIDGEUHH
• he also just loves to praise my art. All of it. Not just the drawings even the shitty cardboard stuff I make
• he hates mushrooms, specifically the feel not the taste. Because he LOVES cream of mushroom in stuff
• there's always a lot of meat in the fridge, all kinds, beef, pork, deer....all kinds. I only really eat the beef and pork stuff though (I really want steak now)
• there's only one bedroom in the apartment, and he let me use it, although I do tend to go and sle
• he's joined mom support groups just to figure out what to get me🥀 he has a whole other identity of "Francine"/ref(realonesknow)
• he likes annoying people. One of the ways he shows love. Getting poked on the arm 24/7 ain't the best
• he makes fun of my accent. Not a fun fact he's JUST MEANNNNNUHH
• he's the coffee drinker, that's why he doesn't know how to make tea. I do think he knows how, he just likes to mess with me,,,
• he really really wants a Rottweiler omg he's insane about them
• he eats SO FAST ISTG. We will just now be getting the food at a restaurant, I take one bite, it's GONEUH
• we work together in a way, he makes sure parents are scared to leave their kids alone, especially out at night, and I'll babysit for said scared parents! Win win!!!
• not only had he taught me how to cheat in card games, he's taught me so much more and I've FORGTTEN HALF OF IT💔
• he's incredibly supportive of my ideas and even wants to voice act bc. He loves me omg I'm sosnjnb
• we do this thing where we start singing randomly, mainly in private but sometimes he's stupid enough to do it in public
• uhhh that's all I can think of rn. But I still wanna talk about him. Explodes
