#yet another andy

[andrew-nobody]

Art buried in my recent ask ft. @yet-another-andy

[andrew-nobody]

A fellow me!

Good thing we each got our own Ashley or we'd have to fight over her. So instead we can be allies in sharing our best Ashley care tip.

(Oh shit…. Another me.…)

(Be cool. Be nice. Talk to him like he’s just another guy. No big deal.)

H-hey! Andy, huh? That’s cool.

You want Ashley care tips? Okay, I mostly have just one for you:

Stay away from my Ashley.

[andrew-nobody]

Okay since there are two versions of our moms out there (and none of dad. not present in our lives and neither here heh), do you suggest we take care of them or misdirect them away?

Seems like “taking care of them” doesn’t really stick, does it?

[andrew-nobody]

I will help you stab those anons!

You deserve better, and me and my girls will make sure of that!

Love to have a little posse of murderers on my side.

[andrew-nobody]

[DATE] Who is a better date than yourself?

If you don't mind my girls stalking us during the date, I can take you to the best restaurants in town! The ramen bar is a favourite of mine!

Being stalked by Ashley is something I’m familiar with. I could get used to it from Julia, too. It’s not like you can really go anywhere without them anyway.

The best restaurants in town? Are we going to multiple? Restaurant hopping date night?

Ramen sounds good. I’ll let you order for me. What will I be getting?

[andrew-nobody]

Do you still smoke? (In headspace or outside of it)

I smoke in headspace, yeah. Outside of it, I only smoke weed, and I’ve even cut down on that. I make sure @julia-butterfly is well-drugged, though. She needs her weed every day.

What about you?

[little-miss-orange-eyes]

Who would win in an arm-wrestling match? You or Ashley?

… Ashley would probably bite my hand to win, so…

… realistically? Ashley.

fairly? Me.

[andrew-nobody]

26, 42, 50 please!

26. What’s your favorite season?

Autumn. It’s hot Halloween, my favorite seasonal flavors, have I mentioned it’s spooky season? And I love the crisp but not freezing temperatures, the warm colors, and the changing and falling leaves, fewer bugs, and just the entire aesthetic.

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

I know a guy who can accidentally light the room on fire if you look at him the wrong way. He’s a headmate of mine.

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

I love a thick, blinding fog. Something that consumes everything around you in white. I’m rarely awake early enough to see it, though.

( ask meme )