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Site-STAR’s Official Dossier

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Where was it?

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No, not there…

Aha!

Alexander Hamilton had been combing through his correspondence, searching for a specific piece of information — he had a place to be, and he’d be in a terribly sorry state if he didn’t find it soon! Though, find it he did; so at least that wasn’t going to screw him over today…

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

CC: Dr. Burr / Agent [Elizabeth] Schuyler

Subject: Welcome to Site-STAR!

That was an oddly enthusiastic subject line for something quite this serious, Alexander thought privately. Deeper in his head was the thought that he had never heard a word about this “Evergreen” fellow before, but that was pushed aside as well, in favor of reading on.

To the new researcher, ALEXANDER HAMILTON,

Tally ho! As written earlier, welcome to Site-STAR, of the SCP Foundation — I do hope they’ve prepared you.

Presently, Alexander nearly found this insulting — of course he was prepared, goddamnit, he had written extensively for years about what he was getting into! Well, until the Foundation learned of his knowledge of the anomalous and took him into questioning — but that point of origin didn’t matter. He was going to do official research there now, yes? Yes. Alexander was, thank you very much.

Now, Site-STAR, as I am sure you have gathered, contains anomalies of all classes — a given, as I hope you’d know. You have been granted access to most Safe and certain Euclid anomalies contained in Site-STAR, and you are pending assignment to a specific SCP. [Good luck, seriously.]

…Anyways, as for location: Site-STAR are located within New York City — maintaining the facility “Star and Cosmo Planetarium” to the civilian population. Site-STAR does indeed function as an observatory, maintained by select Level 1 personnel. [Well, and researchers who have been removed from higher tasks due to misdeeds. Not the worst punishment, really.]

Really sticking to a theme, Alexander noted wryly. Noted also was the idea of… a mundane job being a sort of punishment. Alexander did see that to be a logical choice— for his racing mind, observatory work would be hell for him in its stagnancy.

I can practically hear you pondering “who do I need to know?”—

Decidedly, Alexander did not voice such a thing aloud.

So, let’s see. Here’s the document on the key personnel, linked here. [You better read this, mate.]

There is one [1] file attached.

+ Display attached file?

- File displayed!

Position: Director of Site-STAR

Name, title: Dir. George Washington, “Site-STAR Director”.

Clearance Level: Level 4

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Dir. Washington’s official photograph.]

Position: Agent of the Ethics Committee

Name, title: Dr. Samuel Seabury, “Ethics Agent” / “Doctor”; the latter used as an honorific frequently.

Clearance Level: Variable; 2-3, with specific access to certain Level 4 documentation per the Ethics Committee.

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Dr. Seabury being photographed. He holds a document, presumably speaking on behalf of the Ethics Committee.]

Position: Head of the Department of ‘Pataphysics

Name, title: Head Researcher Aaron Burr, “‘Pataphysics Director”

Clearance Level: Level 3 — added clearance for Project [•••••]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Researcher Aaron Burr. He holds SCP-[REDACTED] behind his back.]

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Commit that last one to memory, HAMILTON; BURR has been assigned to orient you as you begin to understand Site-STAR. Best not to get his name wrong, yes?

Another matter — though she is not listed in the key personnel file [the reasoning escapes me, really], the other member of staff that will guide you is Agent ELIZABETH SCHUYLER.

Alexander blinked, stopping to clean his glasses. Alright, I suppose I’ll have a… mentor of sorts. That’s new. The up-and-coming researcher stared ahead at his brightly-lit monitor, contemplating over the bit of information presented to him.

Alexander Hamilton, truly, had never had significant help with his anomalous research prior to this — he prided himself on being a wunderkind unassisted, of course! Be that as it may… perhaps this was due. Yes, perhaps company wouldn’t be terrible. Certainly not for Alexander’s prospects of making a name for himself, in any case.

Their emails are as such:

Dr. Aaron Burr: [email protected]

Agent Elizabeth Schuyler: [email protected]

I do believe this is all you shall need! With that being said — good luck, reader[s].

Secure — Contain — Protect

Your fellow researcher,

—Dr.

That was odd. There wasn’t a name at the end — of course, Alexander knew the sender’s name from the email address — though he still found it slightly peculiar. Why wasn’t there a name at the end…?

Perhaps he realized that this was a notion only he would ponder, for Alexander puts it to rest. For now.

[Wow. The first Site-STAR writing :> I hope ya’ll like it!! im not the best writer — like have you SEEN what the scp wiki / wanderer’s library cook up?? — but still! hooray!!]

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[—Florian Evergreen]