#mtp incorrect quotes

[fatuousion]

Albert James Moriarty says no to pissing on the poor. Be like Albert

[someone-ordinary]

Newspaper article: we are trying to find the notorious Lord of crime. If you any information, please step forward.

* The next day*

Tate: Hey, didn't our maths professor kill a guy? Like right in front of you?

Lucien: (Liam have him extra lessons after the incident) Look man, I'm finally passing calculas don't mess this up for me.

Tate: yeah, that checks out.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

William: How petty can you get?

Sherlock: When I was eight, I tied a massive rock to my leg and jumped into the river so I could prove to Mycroft that I can indeed stay underwater for more than five minutes.

[sleepttore]

William: stop forgiving my crimes. I worked so hard on those

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Mycroft: And what, pray tell, kept you up all night, Sherly?

Sherlock: Eh, I was doing a piece of work. You know how it is.

William – who has been called “piece of work” by Mycroft more than once – walks in

—————————— Alternatively ——————————

Louis: You really should sleep more, nii-san. What were you spending your night with anyway?

William: Just taking care of a piece of work.

Sherlock, waltzing in: It’s me! I’m the piece of work! He did me last night.

Louis: That’s no piece of work, that’s a pest.

[profmori]

citizens of london : fuck lord of crimes!

sherlock : IM TRYING

[lunaeclipsa]

Incorrect Quotes Moriarty the Patriot version

William: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Albert:*Nodding aggresively* Louis: *Clapping happily* Y/N: Everyone Else At William’s Surprise Birthday Party:

Y/N: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

William: Can I be frank with you guys? Albert: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Louis: Can I still be Louis? Y/N: Shh, let Frank speak.

William: Is stabbing someone immoral? Albert: Not if they deserve it. Louis: Depends who you’re stabbing. *Glares at Sherlock* Y/N: YES?!?

Mycroft: Listen, I can explain... Patterson: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000? Lestrade: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000! Sherlock: You guys are getting paid?

[fatuousion]

William: Oh, by the way, me and Louis ran into the younger Holmes on a train not long ago. He's onto the idea that there is someone behind our last few cases, and even referred to us as a "crime lord".

Albert: Crime lord... Hm... Lord of crime... The Lord of Crime... Sounds cool. I like it. Can we name ourselves that?

William: *Still thinks over that entire conversation he had with Sherlock on the train.* You know what? Absolutely.