Hey, did you know I have a child?
(slams adoption papers in front of you)
Sign here
“W-..WAIT WHAT….”
“Well— why would someone take this useless crap with them home…?”
“I don’t wanna burden you…”
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Hey, did you know I have a child?
(slams adoption papers in front of you)
Sign here
“W-..WAIT WHAT….”
“Well— why would someone take this useless crap with them home…?”
“I don’t wanna burden you…”
Is your spelling so bad your phone autocorrect’s the right spelled words into how I used to type them
Et si l'espoir s'est enfui en une nuit ou en un jour, - dans une vision ou aucune, n'en est-il pour cela pas moins passé ? Tout ce que nous voyons ou paraissons n'est qu'un rêve dans un rêve.
Edgar Allan Poe (Un rêve dans un rêve)
FUCK ASS LOSER 😜😜😜
“That-… you don’t have to remind me..”
“Just leave me alone..”
You're.. rather quite shy for a kid, why'd you got that "!" And "i" on your cheek?
(OOC: Mao got curious ok let her be)
“I… uhm-.. how can I explain it…”
“I have this marks on my face since birth… and they represent the mistake in the word ‘your’ how to changed to ‘yoir’…”
“Such a shame on my face…”
why iodine is so mean to you
“Ask her… not me..”
For my child :3
“Wa-.. for me…?”
“Thank you…
very very much…”
Do you have favorite plushie?
“… Iodine won’t let me have one”