#yoongiisasofty

[babyyoonkook]

Airport staff: does anyone have an weapons on them today?

[Yoongi grabs into jungkook's arms]

Yoongi: babe put these guns away!

Jungkook: I honestly hate taking you anywhere. We don't have any weapons with us toda-

Yoongi: and this razor sharp blade! Babe hide your jawline!

Jungkook: I am so sorry about him.

Yoongi: LOOK AT HIS ABS!!

Jungkook: YOONGI LEAVE MY SHIRT ALONE!

Airport staff: please please just go ahead.

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[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: if I was drowning what would you do?

Hoseok: dive in and save you!

Namjoon: call for help of course!

Jungkook: question why the fuck are you in the water

Yoongi: [cuddles into jungkook who already has his arms open for the elder] I raised you so well baby

Hoseok: I can’t even with these two

Namjoon: me neither

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[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: I have a problem

Jungkook: kill it

Yoongi: okay proud that you’ve taken to me and my mannerisms but baby chill the fuck out

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[babyyoonkook]

Jimin: I can’t believe jungkook sometimes

Yoongi: I agree

Jimin: he’s just so annoying and I want to just slap him but I know it’s wrong

Yoongi: yeah and I want to just kiss him and cuddle him and love him forever

Jimin: yeah exactly! And I ju- wait what?

Yoongi: What?

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[babyyoonkook]

[BTS MAKNAE LINE IN NURSERY]

Teacher: sing the alphabet boys! I’ll start A!

Taehyung: B, C, D!

Jimin: E, F, G!

Jungkook: A to the G to the U to the STD!

Yoongi: [burst through the window] I’m d boy because I’m from D!

Jungkook: [exictedly clapping]

Yoongi: alright I’m taking you with me [takes jungkook]

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[babyyoonkook]

Jungkook: it’s been two hours

Taehyung: since what?

Jungkook: two whole hours have passed

Taehyung: since what!!!

Jungkook: since Yoongi has looked at me

Yoongi: koo I am literally cuddling you and I looked at you two seconds ago to kiss you

Jungkook: Oh...sorry

Taehyung: this whole thing is code for you to kiss him again hyung

Yoongi: Oh! Oh! Okay!

Taehyung: you are an impossible couple

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[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: okay who the fuck took my phone

BTS: Oh shit! Oh shit! It’s gotta be here somewhere right?

Jungkook: [skipping up to Yoongi with a smile] I took some pictures hyung! I hope you like them

BTS:

Yoongi: aw baby you’re so cute, let’s go look at them on my computer yeah?

Jin: I CAN NOT THRIVE IN THESE FUCKED UP CONDITIONS

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[babyyoonkook]

Jimin: happy bi-

Yoongi: don’t sing

Jin: HAPPY BIRTHD-

Yoongi: please stop

Hoseok: hApPy BiRthDa-

Yoongi: ENOUGH

Jungkook: happy birthday dear Yoongi hyungieee! Happy birthday to you!

Yoongi: aw Thankyou baby

Jimin, jin and Hoseok: WE GIVE UP

Yoongi: [cuddling jungkook] you are the cutest little birthday singer, you know that?

Jungkook: happy birthdaaaaaay!

©BabyYoonkook

(Happy Birthday Min Yoongi!! 💗💗)