#yoonkookbts

[babyyoonkook]

[BTS MAKNAE LINE IN NURSERY]

Teacher: sing the alphabet boys! I’ll start A!

Taehyung: B, C, D!

Jimin: E, F, G!

Jungkook: A to the G to the U to the STD!

Yoongi: [burst through the window] I’m d boy because I’m from D!

Jungkook: [exictedly clapping]

Yoongi: alright I’m taking you with me [takes jungkook]

©BabyYoonkook

[babyyoonkook]

Jimin: happy bi-

Yoongi: don’t sing

Jin: HAPPY BIRTHD-

Yoongi: please stop

Hoseok: hApPy BiRthDa-

Yoongi: ENOUGH

Jungkook: happy birthday dear Yoongi hyungieee! Happy birthday to you!

Yoongi: aw Thankyou baby

Jimin, jin and Hoseok: WE GIVE UP

Yoongi: [cuddling jungkook] you are the cutest little birthday singer, you know that?

Jungkook: happy birthdaaaaaay!

©BabyYoonkook

(Happy Birthday Min Yoongi!! 💗💗)

[babyyoonkook]

Jungkook: I need you ...

Yoongi: girl?

Jungkook: well yeah I was gonna say that lyric but like I’m in love with you and “I need you dude” didn’t seem as catchy

Yoongi: well I mean “I need you boy” would’ve been cute and- wait you love me?

Jimin and Taehyung watching with popcorn: these two are just dorks

©BabyYoonkook

[babyyoonkook]

Jin: I say we bust into Yoongi’s room full prank style

Taehyung: but hyung it’s 10 AM what is he going to do at 10AM?

Jin: I SAID PRANK HIM [Busts down Yoongi’s door]

Yoongi: [is cuddling and giving jungkook little kisses all over whilst the younger giggles]

Jin: oh awwww

Taehyung: told you it wouldn’t be worth it

Yoongi: I’m giving you three seconds to run

Taehyung: aw now they’re playing a game, adorable

Yoongi: [looks straight at Taejin] one, two-

Taejin: FUCK RUN

©BabyYoonkook

[babyyoonkook]

Jimin: if you had to pick one of the members to be with you all the time, who would it be?

[BTS all lined up ready to be chosen]

Yoongi: none of you

Jin:: What! Why!!

Yoongi: jungkook practically LIVES in my studio, I literally have all I need in there

Jungkook: [yelling from yoongi’s studio] yooooooongi hyuuuuuunnggggg!!

©BabyYoonkook

[babyyoonkook]

Jungkook: are you busy?

Yoongi: well I was just-

Jungkook: okay cool listen to this!

©BabyYoonkook

[babyyoonkook]

Jungkook: life’s like a box of chocolates

Yoongi: you never know what you’re going to get?

Jungkook: No, it’s sickly and you will feel ill as part of the aftermath

Yoongi: I really wonder why we’re dating sometimes

©BabyYoonkook

[babyyoonkook]

Jungkook: good morning hyung!

Yoongi: [groans] leave me alone

Jungkook: fine. Good morning Jiminie hyung!

Jimin: aw good morning ko-

Yoongi: [quickly grabs jungkook and hugs from behind] aww good morning baby, did you sleep well? [kisses his cheek]

©BabyYoonkook