#itsbts

[babyyoonkook]

Interviewer: so have you guys ever hooked up with a fan?

Namjoon: no of course not, it’s never a-

Jungkook: Yoongi hyung has.

Yoongi: What? No I haven’t, I-

Jungkook: I’m his biggest fan

Bts:

Interviewer:

Jungkook: whoops?

Namjoon: please cut this out

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[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: Jungkook’s been missing for days

Hoseok: he left five minutes ago...?

Yoongi: I can’t remember his face anymore

Hoseok: Oh my god! He went to the store calm down!

Jungkook: hey hyung’s I g-

Yoongi: Oh my god it’s been too long! [cries and holds onto jungkook]

Jungkook: has he been-

Hoseok: crying and whining? Yeah don’t ever leave again

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[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: okay who the fuck took my phone

BTS: Oh shit! Oh shit! It’s gotta be here somewhere right?

Jungkook: [skipping up to Yoongi with a smile] I took some pictures hyung! I hope you like them

BTS:

Yoongi: aw baby you’re so cute, let’s go look at them on my computer yeah?

Jin: I CAN NOT THRIVE IN THESE FUCKED UP CONDITIONS

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[babyyoonkook]

Jungkook: hey hyung someone asked for your last name and I forgot, what was it again?

Yoongi: how the fuck do you forget my last name, it hasn’t changed

Jungkook: [gets on one knee] well maybe it changes now

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[babyyoonkook]

Jungkook: the guy I’m crushing on is super over protective

Yoongi: what do you mean ‘crushing on’ you are a small baby who needs protecting, no guy deserves you at all, I will protect you don’t worry jungkookie

Jimin: hyung

Yoongi: what

Jimin: I think he means you

Jungkook: [smiling shyly]

Yoongi: oH

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