#you!!!!!!

[salesperson-competition]

ROUND 1 - HU TAO vs EVERYONE WHO SUBMITTED (betchya didn't think YOU were gonna be in this competition!)

will Hu Tao be able to sell Everyone Who Submitted a coffin in exchange for money?

OR will Everyone Who Submitted be able to make their Salesman Blorbo into Hu Tao's Salesman Blorbo (in the case of whoever submitted Hu Tao, can they teach Hu Tao self love) in exchange for YIPPIE YOUR BLORBO!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU SELL YOUR BLORBO TO THE BLORBO? OR WILL YOU ALL BUY FROM SOMEONE'S BLORBO?

HU TAO (Genshin Impact)

EVERYONE WHO SUBMITTED (YOU!!!!!!!)

Voting ended onJun 27, 2025

PROPAGANDA

HU TAO

(nothing submitted, feel free to make their case!!!)

EVERYONE WHO SUBMITTED

You already sold your blorbo to this competition, now you just gotta sell your blorbo to all the submitted blorbos

[3d-wifey]

"Atriedas!reader"

"...sister of Irulan..."

"...daughter of gurney/stilgar/the emperor..."

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I AM NOT WHITEEEEEEEE

I

AM

NOT

WHITEEEEEEE

ARE YOU SO UNORIGINAL THAT YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH A WAY TO INCORPORATE THE READER INTO THE STORY WITHOUT MAKING HER RELATED TO A MAIN CHARACTER??? WHERE'S THE IMAGINATION, PEOPLE?!!! LIKE FUCK, AT LEAST SAY THE READER IS ADOPTED IF YOU REALLY NEED HER TO BE SOMEONE'S SISTER/DAUGHTER, DAMN 😒😒😒

Don't get me started on the pointedly white language "you blushed" "squeeze so tight, your knuckles turn white" "peach toned..." "his handprint on your skin...". like you actually have to go out of your way to add that shit and it takes me out of the story like i roundhouse kick to the mouth. You. Make. Me. SICK!

[deepseabunnies-blog]

The door that lead to the dsb warren room opened. Spooking some researchers that were taking their break with the bunnies. On spilling coffee on their lab coat. The three researchers spotted the newcomer, fleeing immediately as they saw him.

Once they were gone. The figure approached fluffball and it's brethren. It was a researcher, but different from the others. It had tall black antlers, a black lab coat, and a dark blue balaclava covering his face. He came to sit on the floor next to fluffball and their brethren. Holding a medium sized bag of (what could be smelled as the treats urbanshade gives the bunnies.) pulling down his balaclava and petting fluffball.

@dr-fenrir

(hehehe evil researcher being a softie and giving out treats larp.)

"Wawa!"

Fluffball clambers onto him, eagerly pawing at the bag of treats. They seemed unperturbed by his appearance, more focused on getting into the bag of treats.

Oh- and enjoying the petting, that was nice as well.

[samberrybay]

*FALLS ON MY KNEES*

[fallencelsetial]

WEI WUXIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twilightakiishi]

venus x endo

GENNYYYYY?!!?!?!!!!?!?!? ☹️☹️☹️ ARE U SRS

LOOK HOW SWEET THIS IS. THATS FKN VENYA!!!!!

the smiley in bed kiss…….the cute clingy man in my arms…….HIM HELPING ME DYE THE STRIP IN MY HAIR (which currently is aching for a touch up……) kisses kisses kisses kisses kisses….<3 BITE!!!! and cutting his shaggy ass head of hair too stop this is adorable my heart omfg

you people are so sweet to me for just randomly gifting me things like this it means the world genuinely like i’m bdndkgkdkhldpssj. genny. THANK YOU FOR THIS 🖤🖤🖤 ITS SO US!!!

[billcarden]

why's he so.