#za posts

[zenosanalytic]

People disagreeing with you is not an insult or a challenge; it is merely the natural consequence of their brain not being your brain.

[zamadness]

GenZ!Reader: I'm such fucking trash.

Alastor: So you finally admit it, what an interesting turn of events.

GenZ!Reader: Shut the fuck up, I'm still better then you.

Alastor: Oh? But weren't you just calling yourself 'trash'?

GenZ!Reader: Yeah? But you're like, trashier trash than me. I'm like, prime recyclable cardboard while you're like a burning dumpster tire.

BRO!!! Get smacked Alastor!! Hahahaha!!!

[zenosanalytic]

I love the idea that the Homestuck Multiverse has a built in autotranslate that's just really super-lazy, making it simultaneously both Really Good and Really Shitty? Like:

ala This Comic you say a human name to a troll and its completely incomprehensible to them, because names refer to particular individuals and their meanings(or lack of) are very culturally and historically contingent and your language is utterly alien to them, but if you say "Troll![Name]", you've provided the translator with a Context, so it just searches for some person in Their culture who is contextually similar to YOUR person, and gives them that name instead XD

[zenosanalytic]

The Bible is Non-Biblical :|

The Bible is a COLLATION of texts -most of which were written apart from the others, some of which were written without ANY KNOWLEDGE AT ALL of the others, some of which were written IN DIRECT OPPOSITION TO others, and all of which sought to accomplish different things in different ways at different times among different peoples- put together differently by different communities, with different goals in mind, over the course of different spans of time(for instance: the final Catholic canonical council was the Council of Trent in 1546. There was not an officially agreed upon "Bible" in the catholic church until the mid 1600s. Protestants STILL dont universally agree on a single canon so, technically, it's incorrect to even TALK about "A" Protestant Bible. "Bible Believer"? Which One?? What are you talking about???).

By Definition, and due to Causality(which according to Christians is GOD'S Fault, so dont come complaining to me about it |:T), A Collation cannot come together or exist before the texts contained within it are written. None of these texts were written with the goal of them being collated together. Therefore, "The Bible" is itself a post-biblical innovation; a concept created AFTER the scriptures were written, imposed upon them by later generations who did NOT write the scriptures and thus had no direct access to their "intended" meaning; and so was never an intended "meaning" of the scriptures.

"The Bible" is an Interpolation.

[zamadness]

˗ˏˋ𓅭 ˗˗ 𓅭 ˗˗𓅭 ˗˗ 𓅭ˎˊ˗

ɪɴꜰᴇʀɴᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ

To feel more connected to my followers, fell free to send in specific incorrect quote scenarios like:

“Husk is the “alcoholic, grumpy, swears-he-doesn’t-care-but-actually-cares-too-much” uncle”

“ft. the hotel reacting to “the new unhinged generation,” with Angel being the only one who completely gets it.”

➟ If you send it anonymous, feel free to to add a emoji or an internet name so I can show who had that scenario or if you want to remain anonymous anonymous, just tell me :)

Just no NSFW ask because I’m uncomfortable with that

Asks may take time. I respond on Hell Time™ - meaning whenever I have time / feel like it because I have a life outside of Tumblr.

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴏʀᴄɪꜱᴛ (ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ)

[zamadness]

Gen Z!Reader: I'm blowing all my money on weed, but at least I'm not blowing other people. The only person who can benefit from my decisions is me

YES!!! So true!

[zenosanalytic]

Ground News SEEMS like a good idea, I've been looking at it for awhile and there doesn't seem to be nefarious conservatives behind it like there USUALLY Is with these "unbias your news" initiatives, but also it so clearly works off of cookies and other surveillance capital stuff, and I object to that sort of spying on principle, so I guess this will have to be a Fondly Regarding situation u_u u_u u_u

[zenosanalytic]

zA Thought

White People Can't Dance because the project of *CREATING* "Whiteness" requires erasing cultural difference btwn "white" people, which meant erasing their cultural traditions & replacing it with "White" culture(which in dance meant "Ballet and Line-Dancing", for some reason), which meant erasing dance traditions, which meant "white" kids growing up without anyone to teach them how to dance, and like any other skill you have to be taught dance and only get better at it by doing it, so white people can't dance u_u u_u u_u