I was just imagining Zim and Dib having kids and literally are so sleep deprived they just lay in bed awake at night with red eyes.
Their 2 toddlers are just snoozing away in bed with them cause they had 'nightmares'. One baby is sleeping side ways on a pillow between them with his foot shoving Dibs cheek and his hand on Zims face. While the other smeetling is sleeping at the end of the bed like a cat curled up and purring under the blankets.
It would have been peaceful for them if they had been sleeping too. But it was 3 o'clock in the morning and their eyes were wide open. They had spent hours trying to get them to sleep like they do every night and everytime they try to sleep themselves one of the smeets woke up to cry about something. Or just ended up kicking Dib in the face. Resulting to his screaming and cursing mexican side. Spitting out words so fast in spanish that it scared Zim cause he couldn't understand him. Even when he had his PAK on it couldn't translate the words fast enough cause he talked to fast!
If I was any good at drawing comics I honestly would have drawn this it's so cute. And I can definitely imagine Dib cursing out some spanish words while Zim cries in Irkin.
As the smeetling snoozed away. Zim and Dib had figured they'd finally get some sleep of their own before the morning came around or one of the younglings woke up again.
Breathing out in unison a sweet sleepy "Goodnight~" they both shut their eyes to drift off into dreamland. Their hands clasped together and a smiled came to their face as they let their bodies relax and slowly shut down. This was it! They were finally getting the sweet Zzzs they longed for!
Almost on questions came a swift kick to Dibs face by the little smeetling on the pillow as he rolled off to hug his alien mama.
"HIJO DE PUTA! VAS A VER! Te voy a dar un gran chanclaso! Que te vas a quedar dormido! Sé que lo hiciste a propósito esta vez mocoso! DEJAR DE REÍR! Maldita sea! SOLO QUIERO DORMIR!" Dib screamed angrily and rubbed his jaw in pain as he watched the sly smeet giggle. He was pretending to sleep when he did that! You could definently tell he was Zims child.
The screaming however scared the laughing smeet into crying while it woke the other purring under the blankets. They both started rolling around throwing a fit and sobbing.
At this point Zim had just joined in with the crying as well. "I don't understand what you're saaaaayiiiing!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!" He cried out and held the crying babies. "ZIM JUST WANTS SLEEEEEEEP!"
Dib sighed and grabbed a bink for all three of the crying babies before standing up to go to the bathroom. "I swear to god I'm gonna give those kids nothing but pure broccoli this week for lunch. No more oreos."
(Also just a reminder if ya don't have nothing nice to say don't say it at all.)