who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: jaime but more importantly can u imagine tywin's face when he finds out
who forgot to put the cat lion outside before sex: probably jaime?? idk i can picture cersei ordering him 2 put the cat out and him being like....ooops.......
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: cersei. i think. bc the queen never does embarrassing shit or at the very least nobody will ever find out about the queen doing embarrassing shit
who breaks the most phones: who cares they shit gold they can buy 498953845385 more
who dies first: they will die together THEY WER EBORN TOGETHER THEY SHARED A WOMAB TOGETEHR THEY WILL DIE TOGETHER!!!!!
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: neither/either
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: cersei attempting to cook. in the end they hire somebody. they never speak of it again.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: jaime 100% always definitely
who uses the computer most: jaime w a world of warcraft addiction