#ziacina

[highlifeboat]

Ethan: This is my wife, Mia. And that's Mia's wife, Zoe.

Chris: Okay? And who's that?

Mia: OH! That's Alcina. Mine and Zoe's girlfriend.

Chris: So... Ethan has two wives and a girlfriend?

Zoe: No, you see, while Ethan and Mia love each other, Alcina hates Ethan, and we're just friends. But Alcina loves me and Mia, and tolerates Ethan. So Mia and I are married and dating Alcina, but Ethan is only with Mia.

Chris: What the fuck... And who's that?

Ethan: Oh, that's Miranda....

Miranda: Hello.

Mia: She won't leave me alone, please help.

[stegoshark]

Resident evil village au in which Mia escapes from Miranda at the same time Ethan does. They meet at the entrance to castle dimitrescu and go through it together, but thanks to mias knowledge of the mold they save Alcina and her daughters and Mia begins to fall in love with the tall vampire lady. The two split up after and Mi deals with Donna while Ethan deals with Moreau, both saving the person they go for. Them while Mia takes Moreau and Donna to the castle for safety, Ethan deals with the factory and begins together fall for Karl. They all work to whether to defeat Miranda but don’t make it in time. However, instead of Miranda’s daughter being in rose, instead a clone is made of rose with Miranda’s daughter in the clone. Also eveline is revived. They all leave the village, the Metamycite is destroyed by chris and everyone lives happily ever after in a BSAA Safe neighborhood. The bakers move into the neighborhood too. Mia, Alcina and Zoey baker fall in love. Ethan and Mia get divorced and remarry(Mia to Alcina and Zoe, Ethan to Karl) and Moreau and Donna find love. Everyone lives happily ever after!

[shinsou96]

So I've seen zoe x mia x lady dimitrescu but i offer you ethan x lucas x heisenberg. Ethan and his greasy husbands

[highlifeboat]

Mia foaming at the mouth and Twitching

Alcina and Zoe:she's so pretty

All the pictures they have of Mia look like this:

Alcina be like "Ooh, look here's one with her and the girls <3"

Just a feral opossum of a woman.

[highlifeboat]

Mia: I'm the Lady's personal left tiddy holder.

Maid: Only left? Who holds the other one?

Zoe: Allow me to introduce myself.

Y'all think some of the maids are pissed these two dumb Americans just came in and instantly wormed their way into being Alcina's tiddy holders.

[highlifeboat]

Alcina would wear a corset tbh.

[highlifeboat]

Mia at 3AM entering Hyperactive Dumbass Mode about to wake the whole Castle with her bullshit:

[highlifeboat]

C4 for mia when alincas grabs her hand when shes bout to set her self on fire

That awkward moment your wives catches you trying to light yourself on fire because the moldy hallucination of an angry and vindictive 10 year old girl has been slowly eating away at your mental state for weeks and all you wanna do is lay down like a sick dog and die.

She got the oil from Heisenberg.

I feel like Mia got yelled at for this tbh.