#zimmermenn

[fooshon]

"Trailblazers" Zimmermann aw2026

Layered lace and Art Nouveau silk florals inspired by 1920's fashion.

[mycenaae]

for the ship meme: lardo/shitty or the musketeers (modern au???? even-weirder-than-bbc-version au???? smth)

ship meme 

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lardo/shitty:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: SHITTY. SHITTY B KNIGHT. lardo too but probably not at the very first notes of the song, which is when shitty starts -- it’s also probably full on dancing for him, lbr

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: neither.....of them???????????? i don’t see either of them doing this but i think if one of them is going to be awake and doing ridiculous things at 3am it’s shitty

sends the other unsolicited nudes: hm i don’t know that either of them would send nudes but i can see lardo sending artistically suggestive snaps or pics and shitty quietly dying on the ugly green haus couch (i think shitty doesn’t send dick pics that wasn’t the question but i’m PUTTING IT OUT THERE, shitty does not send dick pics b/c shitty has respect)

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: lardo brags about shitty knowing karate even though shitty’s never done karate in his LIFE (youtoldthedrunksiknewkarate.mp3)

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: i mean, probably both of them now, because bits rubs off on people

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: L A R D O. probably shitty too but. 100% lardo.

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): lardo probably did, but not on purpose. shitty fireman carries the body and acts like the dead dude’s just dead drunk

wears the least clothing around the house: shitty. this is canon, thank u @ ngozi

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: BOTH OF THEM & THEY HATE IT (the second part is a lie they tell themselves)

MUSKETEERS this isn’t really a ship unless u assume everyone is banging, which i do, god bless us all:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: ARAMIS, and probably also d’artagnan. porthos laughs at them and athos acts like he’s not tapping his foot along to the beat

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: .........u know what this is probably also aramis. but i can see book porthos doing this too

sends the other unsolicited nudes: d’artagnan probably one time sent them all a nude that was meant for constance, none of them have ever forgotten it. 

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: LMAO D’ARTAGNAN and constance too. and anne. and louis.

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: porthos & anne

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: MILADY, also aramis and d’artagnan

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): milady. athos hid the body and complained and felt self-righteously filthy the whole time

wears the least clothing around the house: aramis and porthos are probably naked literally all of the time during downtime

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: ARAMIS LMAO this is reasonably canon, but louis also has this problem. anne u have a type and it’s overdramatic highly emotional dudes with flowy hair

[mycenaae]

zimmermenn replied to your post: if i have to deal with shitty characte...

honestly i’m just … gonna pretend this didnt happen. this clip. this entire movie. marvel, in general.

anything other than the movies i liked i’m like mariahcarey.gif but i’m specifically rewriting this post-creds scene because i’m so discontented about it

[chillnursey]

zimmermenn replied to your post:

i mean arent u actually derek nurse?? so it’s basically the same thing

tonya exposed 2k15, the truth is revealed at last by tumblr user zimmermenn

[mycenaae]

zimmermenn replied to your post: zimmermenn asked:okay THINK ABOUT...

the other pics are: bitty waving his arms dramatically while jack smiles into his coffee cup; jack tugging bitty’s sleeve to draw his attention to the green light; bitty laughing as jack almost trips in the gutter & jack’s response mock glare; jack r

SHRIEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ch3ry1b10ss0m]

zimmermenn

replied to your post:

“my fave thing to think abt is jack’s reaction to when he spills coffee...”

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how eMBARRASSING must that have been for jack like u ask ur crush out and then immediately dump a latte on him anD THEN HE TWEETS ABOUT IT jfc

like you KNOW one of jack’s immediate thoughts was how many tweets about this is he going to post that makes it so much MORE embarrassing for him he KNOWS

[mycenaae]

zimmermenn replied to your post: zimmermenn replied to your post: “you’...

i hope kent parson has to live with the knowledge that Bad Bob Zimmermann doesn’t like him for the REST OF HIS LIFE

GOD SAME

[mycenaae]

zimmermenn replied to your post: zimmermenn replied to your post: “you’...

i mean obvs he hasnt told shitty or r&h so it’s such a big deal to me what he says to bitty in ‘shinny’ bc even tho it’s a bullshit answer but the fact that he admits anything at all is so!!!! imp

yeah i agree!! and i think part of it is that, you know, he kind of has to say something about it but i still think it’s huge that he even said anything at all about it despite it being like the greatest dodge jack has probably ever done when it comes to being asked about parse