#zombie rants

[zz0mbi3b0y]

I love weed guys. I think everyone should smoke weed

[nikolai-vincent]

The power is out and I was making jokes to my mom about a zombie apocalypse happening and don't you just love when you're talking to your parents and they go on their phone and watching videos and start ignoring you and giving you halfassed answers that aren't even accurate replies to what you were talking about because I LOVE it😀💀

Byler would listen to my zombie rants😔

[zombiedeers]

Dude I'm gonna fucking explode if I see one more person say "[insert character] acts like a twink/bear/otter/any other gay man body type"

YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE A BODY TYPE

Sure you can act and behave like the stereotypes associated with people who have a certain body type, but you CANNOT ACT LIKE A FUCKING BODY TYPE

Especially because half the time it fucking ignores their actual body type when someone says that !!!!!! Especially on tiktok, like FUCK man

[beautyofillusixxn]

|| “Halloween is UNAUSTRALIAN and we shouldn’t ever celebrate it!!”

Wow. You must be fun at Christmas, Easter and every other holiday that isn’t specifically Australia Day. ||

[lady-imperatrix]

waited a little bit to get the hype calm down

but what the fuck are those dragon armours? where did they get the scales?

plus what they fuck did they do to everyone except astrid and hiccup?

also Astrid aged, she didn’t really age well lol

as for Hiccup, he looks like a woman

speaking of aging, the dragons look old

[zz0mbi3b0y]

Can someone fuck me out of this mood I’m in?

[zz0mbi3b0y]

“Good morning handsome”

FOLDED.

[zz0mbi3b0y]

I like seeing the people who spam like me..

Like wow you’re that obsessed with me you’re going like ALL my posts?