#zosan??

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hello one piece fandom (based off meme under the cut)

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"Go, I'll cover for you" for the writing game uwu owo

"Go, I'll cover for you,” Sanji says to Zoro as they both duck under the flipped table.

Zoro gives him a doubtful eye. “If you don’t come back…” It’s only going to be me out here, on this battlefield.

They both glance to where Luffy is lying, covered in red, to their right. His eyes are closed, and his hat lies over his face. A new wave of projectiles flies overhead, and their eyes flick back to the battle.

“I’ll be fine, go!”  Sanji shoves Zoro out of the cover and leaps out himself. In seconds, he is mowed down by a volley from their enemies.

No matter – his sacrifice won’t be in vain. Zoro dodges out of the way of a new volley and –

SPLAT!

Red.

“GODDAMNIT MOSS HEAD YOU HAD ONE JOB! ONE JOB!”

Zoro wipes the paint from his face as Luffy laughs in the corner.  Their enemies – everyone in their crew besides the infamous monster trio, laugh as well.

“SHUT UP SHIT COOK! YOU TRY IT! THEY HAVE USOPP!”

“I DID TRY DUMBASS I TOLD YOU I WOULD COVER YOU!” 

Because of course – who could a paint battle and win when the Pirate King’s Sniper was on the other side?

They were doomed when Luffy got all the paint on him during the first second.