#zulficker

[skinners-cat]

Zulficker: Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink already?

Ryan: I’m just helping the kids.

Zulficker: How is you drinking helping the kids?

Ryan: The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

[the-twisted-kids]

Ryan: God, I hope he thinks I’m cool

Zulficker: Who?

Ryan: The dog on the other side of the road.

[shortforesmerelda]

Zulficker [looking at David and Nicola]: They would make a cute couple huh?

Ryan: They certainly are standing next to each other.

[shortforesmerelda]

Ryan: I am not a crybaby.

Zulficker: Toy Story 3?

Ryan: They were holding hands in a furnace!

[the-twisted-kids]

Zulficker: I hear alcohol makes you stupid.

Ryan: No I’m doesn’t