#zulficker

[cherrylaine]

Zulficker: *Comes in wearing a huge coat*

Ryan: Alright, what’s in the coat?

Zulficker’s coat: *barks*

Zulficker: Drugs.

[skinners-cat]

Zulficker: Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink already?

Ryan: I’m just helping the kids.

Zulficker: How is you drinking helping the kids?

Ryan: The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

[the-twisted-kids]

Ryan: God, I hope he thinks I’m cool

Zulficker: Who?

Ryan: The dog on the other side of the road.

[shortforesmerelda]

Zulficker [looking at David and Nicola]: They would make a cute couple huh?

Ryan: They certainly are standing next to each other.

[cherrylaine]

Ryan: At least I’m gonna die doing something I love.

Zulficker: And that is...?

Ryan: Dying.

[cherrylaine]

Zulficker: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.

Ryan: I went to the park today.

Zulficker: There you go, I hope you got something from that.

Ryan: Yeah, I did. [opens bag] This duck.

[cherrylaine]

The Enemy fancast: Kim Jungwoo as Zulficker

“You don’t run with no crew, do you?”

[cherrylaine]

Ryan: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

Zulficker: Please tell me those aren’t the names of your fists.

Ryan: My feet. I’m actually more of a kicker.