Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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we're not kids anymore.

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

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trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@tai92
Every time we have a Republican president Green Day comes out of hibernation to fight fascism until the rein of tyranny ends then proceed to head back underground. I think thatâs nice.
Don't feel ashamed of doing "CHILDISH" things
â˘buy toys/dolls/crayons â˘play with Legos â˘play old videogames/dress up games â˘weave friendship bracelets â˘watch cartoons â˘use stickers â˘draw pics of your favorite characters
If it makes you feel nice, do it. Donât even worry about what other people think, because it doesnât matterâif it brings you happiness, itâs not âridiculousâ, or âimmatureâ.
You deserve to enjoy yourself.
Let me share with you what I consider to be the most important less Iâve learned in my adult life:
âGrowing up doesnât mean you canât have Zebra Cakes. Growing up simply means that, if you want to have Zebra Cakes, you buy them for yourself.â
âWhat the hell are you talking about, Bear?â Well, let me explain. For those of you who live outside of the US, this is a Zebra Cake:
Itâs a little pre-packaged snack cake that is horribly cheap and junky and really not that great, but it is like manna from heaven to me. I fucking love these things. When I was a little kid growing up, my mom bought Zebra Cakes but once in a blue moon. They were intended to be put in mine and my siblingsâ school lunches, but my brother and I would eat them whenever we wanted, so Mom just didnât see the point. (They also used to be kind of expensive, at least for our familyâs budget.) Needless to say, the coveted Zebra Cakes were a luxury for me, and were one of the tastes of my childhood.
Fast forward to my college years. I was living in an apartment with three other people, doing my own shopping and cooking. I was in the grocery store, picking up some stuff, and I happened to walk past a display of snack cakes. Among them were several boxes of Zebra Cakes.
I paused at this, chuckling to myself. Oh man. Zebra Cakes. I havenât had those in years. I loved those when I was a kid. I reminisced happily and thought about how much I missed the taste of Zebra Cakes, then started to walk away.
And then I stopped dead.
Because I had realized that there was literally nothing stopping me from buying a box of Zebra Cakes. There was nothing stopping me from buying ten boxes of Zebra Cakes. If I wanted Zebra Cakes, I could have goddamn Zebra Cakes, because it was my money and my decision to make.
I put two boxes in my cart (they were 2 for $5) and never looked back.
Hereâs the secret I learned that day: The idea of something being âjust for kidsâ is, by and large, bullshit. What you do on your own adult free time with your own adult money is, by its very nature, adult stuff. Itâs like comedian Eddie Izzard (who frequently performed his routines in drag) once said when someone asked about him wearing âwomenâs clothesâ: âTheyâre not womenâs clothes. Theyâre my clothes. I bought them.â
I am 25 years old, and yesterday I bought myself a shark lunchbox. Look at it. Look at how awesome my lunchbox is.
Was this lunchbox intended to by bought for and used by a child? Yes. The tag said it was for ages 3 and up. But it was bought by and will be used by an adult, and anyone who thinks thatâs wrong is probably just jealous that they donât have the self-confidence to rock a shark lunchbox at 25.
So like. Being âmatureâ and âan adultâ doesnât mean you have to completely abandon the things that made you happy when you were younger. It just means that you may have to approach them in a different way.Â
Pay attention, thereâs a lesson here
CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DONâT ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM
thankyouforyourcooperation:
#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE ITâS RAININGÂ #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN?Â
YUP, THATâS WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEYâLL CHECK IF ITâS ALSO RAINING IN THEÂ OTHERÂ OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR.Â
WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THEÂ OTHERÂ BOWLS IN THEÂ OTHERÂ KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.
why is everyone screaming
FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG.Â
A book is just step-by-step instructions of what to imagine
You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. Whatâs the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
you just woke up
take a nap
All the Harry Potter fans with death eater & deathly hollows tattoos have the cannon equivalent to nazi tattoos
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what theyâre really saying is âI already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.â
You canât deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you canât put your finger on whyâŚuntil itâs worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
10 years ago seems like the late 90s, not a horribly new 2007.
Draco x Hermione
Title: After The Flood
Author: hiddenhibernian
Genre: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 34
Word Count: 150,063
Summary: Exiled in disgrace, Hermione has painstakingly built a life for herself as a Muggle after the war. Meanwhile, a corrupt Ministry rules the wizarding world. In an attempt to save the world as he knows it, Draco approaches Hermione with an offer. Trust is a precious commodity and scars from the war run deep. Dramione Drama/Angst HP Fanfic Fan Poll Award 2014 winner. Character deaths
yâall will be like âi wanna talk about the universe and galaxies and make outâ but likeâŚhow much you know about the universe? you spend 3 weeks on space in sixth grade science and you think weâre gonna be able to have a conversation about galaxies? you better at least take an introductory level college course on astronomy before you even try to pull this shit with me
When older people say âMillennials donât know what a floppy disk or VHS isâ, theyâre mistaking Millennials(~20-35 year olds) for Gen Z(~13-20).
TEAMSTARKIDNETWORKâS A VERY POTTER APPRECIATION WEEK â DAY TWO
Favorite Scene â Act Two, Part 2
put it back and lets pretend this never existed
Donât put it back, its an aggressive invasive speciesÂ
Christ
Thatâs a lot of nuggets right there
can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god
Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or itâs eating the native species. PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if theyâre not native to the area. These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah. Catfish have little to no sight, since theyâre bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when Iâm bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.
Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if thereâs no other food source.
Slaughter the invaders and feed your family, neighbors, friends and the poor.
That is scary as hell.
His catfish game tho
A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically when we attend conventions, we try to create some spectacle that captures peopleâs attention and sells games. Like the time we brought a marching band to PAX Australia.
At ECCC, we set up a âPay What You Wantâ booth and encouraged people to give us any amount of money in exchange for our games. We put games on a table, set up some signs, stood off to the side, and waited to see what would happen.
We brought 2000 games. Before the convention began, we took bets on what would happen:
Tom thought weâd sell out in a few hours.
Alex thought weâd run out on the of the second day of the con.
Trin thought that we would not run out of games because we are no longer cool or relevant.
Jenn got a fever and didnât know what was happening.
We were all wrong.Â
The doors opened, and attendees swarmed the booth. Within five minutes attendees realized they could just take games and walk away. A small group grabbed armfuls of free games and left, but most people paid something. Within an hour, the booth looked like this:
We ran out of games in 51 minutes.and made $8042.48, or 18.7% of the gamesâ retail value. In other words, we lost $685.44 per minute.
Attendees put lots of other stuff in the payment box too.
Some things you put in our box:
Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD)
Ten Euros ($10.66 USD)
Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD)
One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD)
One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD)
One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value)
One handwritten âAny Pizza Freeâ and âTwisted Flicks + KPCâ Coupon from a Papa Murphyâs in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD)
One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie ($1.00 USD)
One âFeelTheBurn.orgâ $1 bill. ($1.00 USD)
Two halves of a $1 bill ($1.00 USD )
Once we sold out, we had to figure out what to do with our booth space.Â
On Saturday, we gave our space to artists who werenât able to get a table at the con. People showed up to exhibit cosplay horns, board games, recycled journals, and comic art.
On the last day of the con, we set up a station for mailing letters to representatives.
We provided pens, paper, postage, envelopes, writing tips, and the address of every US Senator.Â
Over 200 letters were written by con attendees, including the most bad ass Imperator Furiosa cosplayer weâve ever seen.
Weâre still waiting on Immortan Trumpâs response.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
âif youâre fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and sheâll just make you a sandwichâ
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking âsorry what was that?â and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.