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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Kiana Khansmith

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

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AnasAbdin

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Cosmic Funnies
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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@tainted-muse
i just took an online vision test that tells you what color your eyes and at first i’m like, “yeah ok like that will work”
BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT…
how’d they know I have hazel eyes based on those questions?????
here’s the link if anyone else wants to try it
Ummm sis???
I’ve been fighting with one hand behind my back.
What happens when I’m finally set free?
Thor Ragnarok: Valkyrie is bi as fuck
Marvel: *through gritted teeth* lowkey
Thor Ragnarok: Yeah, him too
me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:
it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle
i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go
VINES ARE THERAPY
imcrying
obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw”
The Winchesters are back together!
Hunting people, saving things, the family business. Supernatural is celebrating its 300th episode with an epic Winchester family reunion, and we’ve got all the details in our exclusive report from the set. 📷: Eric Ogden
Source: ew.com
me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio
Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
I am an old person and tumblr is the porch
Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.
#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)
demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky* angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something angel: haha ye deom: *long sigh*
i’d hate to be a high schooler in this day and age. i see young ass girls on youtube doing “grwm freshman year” full beat 28 inch wigs and its like……. when i was in high school you’d be lucky if we didnt show up in our pajamas. maybe a lil mascara here n there. idk i just feel bad that there’s so much sexual pressure on these younger girls because of social media
I dont even feel bad because its all a choice tbh
im not gonna jump on you for this response because you’re only 19 but you saying that young girls being forced to conform to societal standards is a “choice” aint it chief. nobody chooses to be negatively impacted by sexism and the male gaze it just kind of happens. it’s insidious. and definitely not by choice