I'm here for weird shit and bad vibes

DNI: if you think you possess Anton LaVey's salad dressing-based gaydar, or if you were the squirrel who ate all my heads of lettuce this fall, what a tremendous display of gluttony

[tairar]

These yums were made for yucking

And that's just what I'll do

One of these days my yums will get yucked all over too

[skintartan]

HOLOCENE

BLUEPRINTS: Of course. There is a room *behind* this one, locked within your former double's head.

Holocene is probably my favorite character in the game. Had an absurd amount of fun painting this one - all the textures, lines, dotted patterns, splashes and little details.

[tairar]

I thought I knew what suffering was, and then I started reading the comments under any Gundam episode.

You'd think witch from mercury molested their dogs or something the way they won't shut the fuck up about it.

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[ivara]

[fakegeekguy]

So no one else has to look this up. She’s the creative director of Warframe.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[lilyblisslys]

I can see now that “oh fuck I’m gonna soak my jorts” was not an acceptable response to seeing how much pork shoulder I can get for 20$. I’m listening to the grocery shopping community and holding myself accountable.

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[thepollingstation]

Are you confident you are the only person alive with your full name?

yes

no

other

Voting ended onMay 21

[tairar]

Not only do I know I'm not alone, but I have merch with my name on it from one of the others, and I keep changing the passwords on the accounts of another idiot who keeps accidentally using my email address instead of his.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[xylophonetangerine]

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

[tairar]

[tairar]

You know what would be super cool is if I could stop coughing that would be so cool you don't even know

[hotvampireadjacent]

[goatedgreen]

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

[debian-official]

hold on im curious about yall

what do you consider yourself to be

linux user and homelabber

linux user but no homelab

linux user with something that's not quite a homelab

not a linux user but with homelab (linux or otherwise)

not a linux user and also no homelab (just here for the memes?)

too much nuance (deets in the notes)

Voting ended onJan 2

[tairar]

Who needs a homelab when you have production at work?