“Bucky and that girl from the Japanese restaurant had zero chemistry together” Oh besties I SURE hope they didn’t....EVERY Asian lesbian can clock that “seeing a closeted gay man being pestered by an asian grandpa determined to find him a nice young woman he can spend the rest of his heterosexual life with/deciding to step in to his rescue” energy from a MILE away lmao. That’s why she was so calm when the old man told her Bucky wanted to go out with her, my girl KNEW he was gay from the get go.... she’s been spending the entirety of their “date” just trying to get Bucky to come out to her so he can finally relax and start having fun. That’s why she asked about the gloves
aksjdjfjgj she was like “you can say dick pics it’s ok”
The energy is immaculate
They kept trying to introduce themselves but as soon as one of them said “Hey I’m–“ the other would immediately be like “shhhh it’s okay we don’t have to do this now take all the time you need.... I know bestie. I know”
False the best part is when the old man’s like “hey you should go on a date with this nice girl” and Bucky literally looks like he’s going to vomit in his face
Marvel be like “This is a straight man”
