Aloha

I'm Jake and welcome to my blog.

[quoteconfessions]

I didn’t know what real love was before I met you, but since I met you you’ve shown me what real love stands for.

Poets Love Her (via poetsloveher)

[quoteconfessions]

I will never be able to leave you. Whatever I say or how sorry I feel for you when I cause trouble, I will never be able to walk away from everything we’ve been through and all the great memories we have made together.

Poets Love Her (via poetsloveher)

[teenagecrush]

[eclecticpandas]

[asian]

[twitblr]

[bunlly]

[slightmood]

when u standing in line somewhere and you notice the person behind you start sneaking to the side of you

[sipnsyphe]

lmaoooooooooooooo

[partydabbler]

[partydabbler]

I miss EDC :(

[faggottt]

OMG

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[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

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or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[pettyboy]

[pondnaravit]

[hogoes]

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