[radiofreeslowzone]

normalize mountain dew at 7am

[radiofreeslowzone]

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[left-reminders]

Democrats are so ready to rehabilitate capitalist war criminals, including the one that they detested in the 2000s. Watch them do this with Trump in 10 years.

[learn2anarchy]

More like 3-4 times that, but the point stands.

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

just a reminder for y’all

carter: the operation eagle claw debacle, responsible for severing ties with the soviets when they invaded afghanistan (and laying the groundwork for funding the mujaheddin), forcibly capped cuban refugee entry

clinton: bombed iraq three separate times, upheld the no-fly zones, ordered the bombing of yugoslavia, responsible for the disastrous intervention in somalia

bush: the american intervention in afghanistan, the toppling of the iraqi government, the entire blackwater war crimes scandal, GTMO, Abu Ghraib (don’t google that), blamed the israeli airstrikes in gaza on the palestinians

obama: responsible for toppling the libyan government, leading to actual fucking slave markets, gave the go-ahead for the saudi war crimes in yemen, ordered drone strikes on civilian targets also in yemen, hit syria with cruise missiles and funded jihadi forces in idlib, which by proxy ended up supporting Da’esh (ISIL)

[queerqueerspawn]

Carter always gets "not like the other girls" treatment when he continued funding the Indonesian military dictatorship during the peak of the genocidal violence during occupation of Timor-Leste, which killed over a third of the indigenous population.

[unless-we-choose-to-reverse-it]

Friendly reminder that if the judgements of the Nuremburg Trials were enforced after WW2, every US president since FDR would be hanged as a war criminal.

[beesandwasps]

Oh, incidentally: it has since come out that Obama greenlit the CIA to help destabilize the left-leaning government of Brazil and bring Bolsonaro to power. So when you read about the Amazon rainforests dying because Bolsonaro encouraged mining companies to set fires to clear land (and force the natives off)? That was Obama (and Biden).

[starspangled-pan-withaplan]

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[official-lucifers-child]

every time i think, i take 10 damage

[fandomchaosposts]

and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly

[gretchensinister]

Giving someone six geese (a-laying, and thus in full protect-the-nest mode), much less SEVEN SWANS, does not seem to me, to be, per se, an act of true love

[murakel]

[greaceu]

[wadey-wilson]

[raygender]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[programmerhumour]

Spinners go brrrrr

[foolerrant]

“wait why is it called maximum ride?”

“i shit you not that’s the main characters name”

[programmerhumour]

Someone try this

[funkyness]

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

[rhysthereblogged]

How do you feel about getting gnomed

[funkyness]

FUCK that gnome

[sillayangel]

[gymleaderclemont-moved-deactiva]

[funkyness]

[grawly]

the future is here

[zsnes]

if you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing

[hobgoblinhero]

amish simulator