Take Me With You

My name is MAX! I live in Menifee. This is my tumblr. Ask away. Enjoy. :)

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Reblog to cast a spell that’ll seal away the influence of 2016 and make 2017 a great year.

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[takemewyou]

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[micdotcom]

Former US Attorney General Eric Holder shuts down Trump for threatening to jail Clinton

In a rare series of tweets, former United States Attorney General Eric Holder slammed Donald Trump for threatening to abuse presidential power to order the AG and jail Hillary Clinton. In a follow up tweet, Holder expressed two other critical reasons why he believes people must vote for Hillary.

[indian-girl-deactivated20180502]

[lightfulfillment]

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

[ryvetted4]

#biceps 

[1010ll]

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[polyglotfrog]

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.

[ruinedchildhood]

[elementalwife]

FUCKING UNMUTE THIS

[krisseycrystal]

Owl: [in a small, cute, gravelly voice] Drugs.

Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.

Owl: [same voice] Drugs?

Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.

Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????

Sunny: Who invited–who invited–?

[katmcgovern]

literally my favorite vine of all time

[officialjiggly]

so my friend is sleeping over and he is out on my couch and we both just went on grindr and there is a blank profile in-between us 

[takemewyou]

she heals everything

[rach-geller]

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[his-shining-tears]

[bekstek]

you’re doing everything wrong and i love you

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[surprisebitch]

honestly how can anyone recover from such a savage read for filth. santana didnt even take a second to breathe