4am Enrichment-Posting

I can’t believe this app has sunk it’s claws into me again ffs

[guy]

how many eye contact until date

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[fintan-pyren]

[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

[gaymolegaming]

The faggots dont claim him

[zaraxy]

The faggots dont claim him

[thesmallestclown]

The faggots dont claim him

[isalikescherriesandblue]

Neither do the finnish

[surprisebitch]

neither do the fruits

[b0nkcreat]

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

[b0nkcreat]

live reenactment

[b0nkcreat]

happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[moonward-bound]

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

[kelssiel]

the ring: gimli son of gloin you can have your deepest desires if you just take me~

gimli: oh?!

elrond: the ring tempts all who come into contact with it

gimli: my deepest desire is to not look like a lil’bitch in front of all these fucking elves

[thehopefulquotes]

“I will spend more time with myself in this lifetime than anyone else. Let me learn to be the kind of person I would like to have as a friend.”

— Courage to Change: One Day at a Time (Al-Anon.)

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[love]

By Horacio Quiroz