the elusive anna balushenkiff

have You seen her? disappeared in 1992, the elusive Anna Balushenkiff has eluded capture for hundreds of years. team wublin has yet to locate.

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WHEN WAS I LIKE THIS??

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imo pronouncing yaoi like “ya-o-i” or “ya-oi” is the equivalent to pronouncing karaoke like “kah-rah-oh-ke”. girl it’s been English’d you don’t need to speak in Nipponics- yeah i know your nihongo is muy jouzu but you MUST conform to the linguistic singularity or the empire will disembowel thee

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Since the news is still fresh

How did you find out Trump got (not fatally) shot?

The news

The SPN meme

A mutual/someone I follow posted about it

Twitter

(I hope not) this poll

Somewhere else

Voting ended onJul 20, 2024

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i found out through japanese news because i was reading NHK for practice. this is the first time i have found a major breaking news Murica story through japanese news lmao

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am i going to have to be the one to say i’m mad they missed

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whenever im conlanging and need to make words for animals I always start with rabbits. idk why but those are the Most Animal to me

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and then there’s me who works on a conlang for 5 minutes and unintentionally ends up with a word for urbanization and then i remember animals exist 4 weeks later and have to add them

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hey fuck jimmy carr

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does europe have a moon

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the decemberists dare to write a song about male prostitutes and everyone's like "oh i've been kidnapped and forced to listen to the perfect crime #2 for 5 hours uninterrupted i crave death" like cassandra just listen to on the bus mall it's a good song

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america should have an official pardoner role in office. like i know the president pardons people but i want a Dolly Pardon

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desperately want a song that is entirely those little flourishes they put at the end of a song. like the actual song is 30 seconds long and then it’s 3 minutes of “BAAAAA….bum.” and then a little gliss up a glockenspiel. but it’s not over yet, because here comes the fifteenth drum roll. it’s not over. it never ends.

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#fuckFIDE because they're being transphobic???

US chess federation is being supportive though so that's niiice

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i WILL write the new severance theme and nobody can stop me

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dangerouslyfunny, chris hallbeck, and craftyboss are all the same person

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what if the word for sandwich was the same as the word for motherfucker and we just had to deal with that

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what if at one point I floated away and my ears became indolent masses of lackadaisical madness

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mad cow disease is udder madness

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are you a smart cookie or an Eclaire with Undeniable Intellect