Tell Them How I am Defying Gravity

Miranda. 26. Denver-dweller. Non-profit enthusiast. Hella gay. Constantly broke. Depression naps are my only coping mechanism. I make bad Dad Jokes and poor life decisions. Please be nice to rats. Insta: mrndatbh XBox Live: wanheda12

[taketheleadneverfollow]

I said yes! #engayged #engayed👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #engayged💍🌈 (at Cortez, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMv1wijn4-r/?igshid=w9xb9c8a92d9

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

[stimman4000]

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[rabbitindisguise]

"it's that fuckin chocolate guy again!!" I say, already knowing I'm gonna reblog

[westafricanbaby]

My Godddd

[corona-the-nightcutter]

W I T C H C R A F T

[prisonhannibal]

me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same

[crochetlesbian]

Me, a cashier trying to communicate to the customer that i think is gay that im not hitting on them but that i am also gay

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[moonenjoyer]

theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all

[queenofthearos]

this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN

[mxnwtch]

i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that

[gleefully-macabre]

I only made it halfway through.

[impastawater]

She creates more content like this on tiktok and they're hilarious but it's also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think

[memescomedy]

Memes & Comedy

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[wormscent-deactivated20200831]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

[dankmemeuniversity]

[athlethick]

[taketheleadneverfollow]

I think she missed me. #indigogirl (at Montezuma County, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKnPIdeHz-A/?igshid=gn6qxeupaykn

[minyoongislaysme]

THE CHILLS ALL OVER MY BODY

[30-minute-memes]

Blast off

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl