I hold the line.

It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything.

[muppet-slit]

He has risen.

[quietwingsinthesky]

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

[whumporama]

Characters who are so closed off abouf their past calling out a name their new friends have never heard before

[without-ado]

Flower Full Moon over Ely Cathedral l Jeff Overs

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

this is a Castlevania background, I'm almost certain

[silenthillsource]

Silent Hill 2 (2001)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[craneberri]

🐟🐟🐟

[sugary-sheep]

you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity

[corpsegirlforever]

>be an 8th grade English teacher

>have an asocial student who draws on all her tests

>hey at least she doesn't do it on scantrons

>start leaving compliments towards her art when i grade her papers

>fast forward a few months

>notice she's drawing on her test as I'm doing my rounds around the class

>ask her what she's drawing

>this thirteen year old emo girl looks up at me with the wettest eyes I have ever seen

>"you if you were in Family Guy."

[suomeen]

Shopping in Finland with Google Translate be like...

[syvyyksien-spazi]

[andletforsakendidodie]

another great chapter of 'finno-ugric languages vs. translation software'

[mysillycomics]

Why are you a girl

[mysillycomics]

well

[kittenchomp]

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

[westmeath]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[official-penis-posts]

I had to read the message four times before I read it correctly

[the-haiku-bot]

I had to read the

message four times before I

read it correctly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-am-a-fish]

not to brag but I had a conversation today and I was really brave about it

[i-am-a-fish]

I also won btw

(the conversation concluded and I got to leave)

[i-am-a-fish]

nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design

[type-a-sentinull]

[i-am-a-fish]

world might be fine. world might be good even

[henrypratt]

[ultima-waffle]

Duneposting on Twitter because I have SpiceRot (spice brainrot)

[punksandcannonballers]

just found the most fucked up plane

[punksandcannonballers]

bro what

[1980sspaceman]

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

[punksandcannonballers]

[punksandcannonballers]

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes