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The first great thing about Madrid is it’s endless amount of random days off from school. The second best thing is that it’s location turns it into the perfect hub to depart from in taking one day trips outside the city.

After intense recommendations from one of the teachers at school, my friends and I were eager to visit this highly recommended spot called Toledo. We’d planned on taking the train first but after some research, my friend realized it was cheaper and more convenient to take the bus.

“So I hopped on the bus at LAX with my dreams and a cardigan!”

No, but we did take a bus from Plaza Eliptical, line 11, conveniently located only two stops from mi casa!

If you’re under 26 your abono card takes you there, no problem. For some of the other senior citizens like myself we paid a roundtrip ticket for less than 10 euros. The ride was really smooth and it barely took 45 minutes much to my surprise. I heard it taking up to an hour and a half or so.

Toledo is a quaint village in which I like the idea of living there rather than actually doing so.

It’s got it all, cobblestones, old buildings, churches, cathedrals, museums, narrow alleyways, gorgeous closed on Sundays Bibliotecas and photo ops at every turn.

Word of advice, the cathedral is 8 euros to get in. It does not matter if you have the European citizenship or the N.I.E or T.I.E, or a special wrist band that gives you access. It’s 8 euros. To access the other smaller churches and exhibitions are either free or around 2.50 euros. But you know what is permanently free? Walking. Walking and just enjoying the town. It’s truly gorgeous. Oh and the doors! Man I love doors! I’m sure my companions were tired of Imani and I as we took pictures in front of endless doors.

Another piece of advice, do not eat at the restaurant right off of avenida de trinidad. The one where the waiters are wearing tropical shirts. Service was no bueno. My cheesecake was okay, Molly and Corina’s pizza was just alright and the lasagnas were disgusting. Well maybe just don’t order the lasagna.

The trip wouldn’t have been complete without crossing the bridge. It was a bit of a journey to get to the bridge but we’d dedicated the whole day there so we walked slower. Where were we crossing to? We didn’t know, but Corina and I used it as a small photo op before crossing.

After all that walking we were more than eager to head home. An hour or so earlier than anticipated, but it had been a full day and we wanted to hit up Primark before it closed.

So here’s to Toledo and many more day trips in Spain.

Until next time!

Toledo The first great thing about Madrid is it's endless amount of random days off from school. The second best thing is that it's location turns it into the perfect hub to depart from in taking one day trips outside the city.

#black in spain #Spain #toledo #Travel

kingrudegyalchina

Hanging with some reindeers I never seen before .

african-addiction

He used to slide down my Chimney

kingrudegyalchina

Late night to deliver my gifts …

I know when the 25th hit ….

jadakisspinkett

Hotline jingle jing

kingrudegyalchina

Ever since I left the spirit of Christmas you , you , you You Got a reputation for yourself now Everybody knows and I feel left out Santa y you got me down & stressed out

Know that bag isn’t big enough for all our gifts

You make me feel like I didn’t make the good list …

Walking around acting like you don’t miss this

Baby boy you know its almost Christmas

I see you got glasses of eggnog on the dance floor

Pages being filled in your passport

Hanging with some elves I never seen before- 🎼

afrodeezsack-blog

I know when those sleigh bells ring

kingrudegyalchina

That can only mean one thing .

talesofadarkskingirl

I know when those sleigh bells ring

kingrudegyalchina

That can only mean ooooonnneeee thinggg

You used to climb down my chimney …

Just to deliver my gifts

daddybearthings

Remix…. Santa delivering gifts back to back

kingrudegyalchina

Got these gifts going back to back … Got these gifts going back to back .

Every year it’s the same damn old thing . Long lists of gifts and same old jingle bells jing .

Little kids pissing in fake mall Santa laps .

But I’m here to let you know that I tip my hat .

Go around the world in 24 hrs .

Got hoes around the world ever 24 .

Climb don’t your chimney for more than milk and cookie .

Tryna get your moms to give me that nookie .

Rookies , looking , can’t jock my style I got too many elves and toys for fun and red and white labo gun .

For years they kept looking at me funny .

Cause I’m really black and I be asking them to give me my money ..

Got these gifts hitting house to house back to back -

kingrudegyalchina

I’m just going to get the fuck off of tumblr now lol

choclit98

It got bettet

baronessvondengler

@lazyexceptwhencooking

lazyexceptwhencooking

drifting-ona-memory

Santa rockin the Emma Swan red leather jacket look

kingrudegyalchina

Bruh lol he about to drop the most killa Christmas mixtape .

blackgirlwithlocs

Yea, I know I just wrote this letter right but I need my gift for the advance  Santa know imma be around  Santa, I need it Cuz I got a really long list And I need some really big gifts  Santa I need some really nice things Better be comin’ with no coal Better be comin’ with no coal (2x) Man what a time to be alive  Christmas is here, so be kind Are we talkin’ gifts? Are we talkin’ gifts? Oh you switching sides, being on the naughty list? Look at the smile on me, look at my eyes shinnin? I do not have reindeer, but Santa ride a mile for me  Say I gon’ cook cookies, I’ll buy all 3 This game is different, you only get one show when nights gon get on this list Man fuck em all, man I want it  Don’t get too involved, Santa gone gifts us all

kingrudegyalchina

Jump elves Jump elves Jump Elves dem boys up to something .

12 am the packing but it ain’t no luggage .

Jump elves jump elves Jump elves them boys up to something .

Hmm hmm ummm HMMMM I think I need some robo and some eggnog cause my chest is hurting .

Make sure that you sleep when I jump down that chimney .

You can’t be up at 1 talking about some “give me ”

Jump girl jump girl jump girl Damn look at Mrs. Claus !!

Hold me down even with all my flaws .

I did another one y'all niggas keep on Slleeeepp !

Got a trillion gifts and they ain’t for ME–

AYEE JUMP CLAUS JUMP CLAUS JUMP CLAUS YEAH THIS AINT FO NUTTIN-

Just got a special pair of Jordan’s and I ain’t fronting .

Jump claus jump claus jump claus gotta deliver all these GIFTS!-

Got them baby’s ready cause they know this year is gonna be LIT-

Betta have my & cookies out cause this year Claus aint taking no shit!

matter fact im on a diet but my pockets aint-

make sure you put some vegetables out don’t want to Faint-

Black Jesus knows that I Gotta have STRENGTH-

AINT ON NO CODIENE OR NO ADEROL - THIS CHRISTMAS SPIRT REALLY GOT ME ON A ROLL - SQQQUUUAADDD

#chimneypapi #Northgodiswatching

#TorontoSanta

#nothingwasthesameONTHISCHRISTMASTHISYEAR

mindlesscontributions

Y'all have embarrassed me. Fuck Yorkdale for creating Fashion Santa (I love him tho)

kingrudegyalchina

Fuck being on some chill shit .

It go 0 to -100 here real quick .

They be on that wrapping gifts pay the bill shit .

And I don’t feel that shit

Not even a little bit

OOOH LAWD KNOW YAH SELF KNOW YA WORTH !

Be good for you get the pounds of Cole bih ..

My actions speak louder than my words .

How it’s snow out but you still down to earth ?

You wanna do this we can do this on your turf .

Oh lawd !! I’m the rookie and the vet shout out to Mrs. Claus for holding down the set .

All up in my phone looking at face book on Christmas night .. Y'all gonna be upset if you keep taking Ls to the Left .

They gonna see some shit they don’t want to see . They ain’t ready for these gifts cause they been naughty .. If I ain’t the greatest than I’m headed for it !

That mean I’m flying way up ..

The North ain’t friendly but that’s where I lay up !

lvndrlattes-et-seafoam

This just keeps getting better

kingrudegyalchina

Eyy

I jump in the slay …

I jump in the slay . I know how to fly it ..

My bitch is good looking . (2xs)

I did that Christmas dash …

I did that Christmas dash ….

[im done lol ]

samadsavage

10 gifts 20 gifts Hunnid gifts Loving this Christmas spirit they ain’t fuckin with Ho-Ho-Ho I ain’t tripping I'ma Letting Snow/ Just like frozen I'ma Let it go/

Rudolph flyin high with his Nooooose red If you naughty you ain’t gettin nooo shit December, yeah, you all know what time it is Round the world droppin all the gifts-gifts-gifts

kingrudegyalchina

I just landed in Europe nigga ..

Christmas bags I’m no tourist nigga ..

Put them peppermints and milk out nigga .

Turn the alarm off ain’t no time for triggers .

Laid out on the beach …

Got a call from your daughters so I told em-

Send me letters you know I got it .

Sexy chimneys you know I’m bout it .

Come Send me letters you know I got it .

Send me letters you know I got it .

Sexy chimneys you know I’m bout it .

theehoneybae

this is lit

kingrudegyalchina

Don’t you open up that window …

Don’t you let out those reindeers though .

Popping cookies is all we know ..

Clouds and skies is all we know ..

Don’t go through the front though ..

It’s low key at the North Pole ..

So don’t you open up that window …

Don’t you let out those reindeers though .

Peppermint a is all we know ….

Party on a Sunday …

Do it all again on Monday …

Made some trains on the weekend…

Turn around and do it all again …

( ITS LIT FUCKING RIGHT HO-)

Had to catch a flight for that night though ..

I ain’t got no type though

25th my only night though !

caramel-sucre

😂😂😂😂

phillysuga

I love all of y'all👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

luloomo-deactivated20201118

😂😭🔥

thoughtsof-r

@rudegyalchina is my hero 😂😂😂

audio-sexual

This needs to be an Xmas album.

kingrudegyalchina

Could y'all imagine jamming shit like this to your car on the way to work ? Lol

#trapCarols

ofmyfloradreams

The last one

kingrudegyalchina

Where ya ass was at when I was trapping in the slay ? Where ya ass was at when I had to make a dradel out of clay ? Where ya ass was at when them rich kids wouldn’t feed me?

wowmelanin

IT’S LIT🔥✨

utopiawrld

This is bomb!! 👌🏾😂

dontfuckwiththecrazy

lmfao, yass! please make #trapcarols a thing. Even though the white man is going to take it ruin it for the rest of the holiday season, I want more carols!!

cozyboymayes

When these dropping? 🔥

trippymvtt-deactivated20170925

Do one for diamonds danceing please!

kingrudegyalchina

You gotta wait till November bih .

Trap C season starts November and I’ll bring this post back and make volume 2 .

dreamofb

Ayyeee😂

kingrudegyalchina

It’s that time of the year to being this back and possibly make a secondary post out of boredom .

kingrudegyalchina

Pt2: Black Santa in the city be back immediately to make all the toys and stack this money 🎤 *black Beatles beat drops * Sent toys but you said you didn’t receive them … You said you didn’t need em. That boy is a real crowd pleaser … Small world , all the kids know of me .. Egg nog sipping like an old geezer . Quick release the gifts watch them slow leafing . Fat helpers still trying to reach their feet  Bad kids mad for whatever reason - take this coal🎤 Smoke in the air ! Chocolate chip cookie eating ! 🎤 They lose it when they parents put up the Christmas tree 🎤 Getting so cold I’m not blinkin’ !! What in the world was I thinkin’?! New dayyy - new toys to be made !! There is nothing to explain ! I’m the F-ing Santa clause !  Cream and red silk seats in the slay  Rocking John Lennon lenses  Like to see them spread eagle  Took Mrs. Claus to the club let the helpers party on the table !  Screaming – ITS CHRISTMAS !- Like clock work I make it alll Yeah I do the most . Get you somebody who that can do both ✌🏿️ Kids got me laughing belly rolling They think they in love I think it’s just the year rolling That boy is a real crowd pleaser …. Small world , all the kids know me … Egg nog sipping like an old geezer  Quick release the gifts watch them slow leafing  Fat helpers still trying to reach their feet  Bad kids mad for whatever reason  - Take this coal 🎤

joshuaransom

Holy shit this evolved

kingrudegyalchina

I’m So Far outta sight

* beat drops

* *

Sounds about right 🎤

I’m so far outta sight

Yeah we need these reindeer lights 🎤

Kill this nog not my vibe

Wait 🎤

Be the highlight of my night

Look Alive, look alive

We start with something light ⛸

I can gift you so right

Just need that good list advice 🎤🎤

Aye!! imma smooth criminal Michael Jackson moon walking Like on that tobacco pipe Five elves around me , mane It’s about to be gift rumble Hands up if you got a number Hands up if you been the greatest Promise imma keep my promise I throw gifts in one night Grab a nap don’t be up when I’m by You look at me and see this red mink coat Warm milk and cookies down my throat I pressed the button to my coupe The ceilin’ go behind me

Hook*

I’m so far outta sight

Yeah we need these reindeer lights 🎤

Kill this nog not my vibe

Wait 🎤

Be the highlight of my night

Look Alive, look alive

We start with something light ⛸

I can gift you so right

Just need that good list advice 🎤🎤

You my target, no doubt Somethin’ ‘bout you really stood out (pull out list ) Come here, baby, cause you got three strikes Come here, baby cause you been on your best behavior .

Lit from head to toe (like Bic!) We can pour us some warm milk Kick back, we can make sure you make next years list I'ma stay rollin’ these gifts Shoppin’ spree before breakfast Yeah we stay in the latest I'ma see to it, that you go crazy Get everything you requested Don’t turn out .. don’t make the naughty list

Hook: I’m so far out of sight

Yeah we need these reindeer lights 🔦

Sounds about right🎤

Kill this nog , not my vibe

Wait🎤

Be the highlight of my night

Look alive, look alive,look alive

We can start with something light⛸

Look alive

I can gift you so right

I just need that good list advice 🎤

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

This is why @rudelyfe is one of my favorite blogs.

i-heartducksblr

I hate y'all 😂

lilfropeep

ANNOYING! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

kingrudegyalchina

🎤 You don’t want zero problems, big fella! Yep!🎤

If one more non believing adult try to stop me It’s gon’ be some dreadhead elves in ya lobby

You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me, bih! You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me Just another day, had to pick up all the North Pole mail There go Sano ridin’ through the streets red coat , they be like, “There he go!” You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me, bih! You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me Just another day, had to pick up all the North Pole mail There go Sana ridin’ through the streets red slay , they be like, “There he go!”

Ooh, I be comin’, put the toys in their hand Countin’ cookies while we meetin’, make ‘em shake my other hand Milly rockin’, scoopin’ all the blessings talking to kids sitting on my lap I know you tried to cheat, you shoulda took a nap Fuck wrong with you? What you was thinkin’? Fuck you thought it was? You talk that talk, Santa lame, that kids fall in love Not me, though, you can keep those Boy I’m at your name on my list like Craig did Deebo Don’t tweak, bro, it’s never sweet, ho My elves come for free, so

If one more non believing adult try to stop me It’s gon’ be some dreadhead elves in ya window

HO-HO!🎁

You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me Yep, yep! Pull up, red coat they be like, “There he go!”

[2 elvz:] You old Petey Pablo, take your shirt off Wave ‘round your head like a helicopter I ain’t put enough nog in the cup All you do is drink muck Where the hell you get them from? Jordan said he ain’t make them My elves chasin’ non believers And gettin’ chased by kids trying to send off their letters

My first tat was on my stomach Got a pocket full of cookies And a mind full of ideas Some of this shit may sound weird Inside of the Slay Look like it came out of Macy’s Run tools like Home Depot Big yacht, no pies there Aye, aye, captain I’m high, captain I’m flying sohigh Me and Santa dappin’ This is my blessin’ This is my passion School of hard working elves I took night classes

You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me Pull up, red slay they be like, “There he go!”

[Lil Elvayne :] I got problems bigger than these boys My toy list , they be on steroids Lord, free the Toys , babies need the Toys Sacrificin’ everything, I feel like Santa elf Hold up, I got this gifts up, my soda poured up My woes up, I’m flippin’ those bucks, they’ve been with toe tucks I gotta load the trucks I lay down, told yah Hold up, get too choked up and I think of old stuff Move on, put my elves on, they work on toys for newborns In the streets my face a coupon This hot chocolate too warm All these bad kids come to do harm Just bought a new charm Fuck a watch, I buy a new arm, you lukewarm I’m Uncle Santa with these toys Pretty elves , centerfolds Tippy toes around your crib in their red robes, yeah them red robes Half a milli’ in the safe, another in the pillowcase Cookies got me movin’ slower than a caterpillar race Fuck is wrong with you? What you thinkin’? Fuck you thought it was? I just popped five marshmallows and only caught a sugar high And if them non believing adults try to stop me There gon’ be some crazy elf-veezys waitin’ in the lobby NORTH POLE, baby

You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me Just another day, had to pick up all the North Pole mail There go Sano ridin’ through the streets, they be like red coat , “There he go!” You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me, bih! You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me Just another day, had to pick up all the North Pole mail There go Sano ridin’ through the streets, they be like, “There he go!”

You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me You don’t want no problems, want no problems with me Say so, got problems, say so They be like, Red slay “There he go! ”

sheluvlike

Bumping my locs😂😂😂

angel-of-death-2015

It ain’t Christmas without trap carols 😂

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