[relishboi]

these two vines take place in the same universe

[fozzie]

#this is very chilling because i thought all vines take place in the same universe

[takeustonirvana]

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*

girl: dad can I keep it

dad: no there's no hope for it let's go

girl: dad u idiot u don't get me

girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*

*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*

dad: how dare u

girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special

girl: *enters race*

girl: *wins*

dad: u make me so proud

horse: *whinnies*

[redsatinsheets]

i am 150% DONE with hearing all you non-asian bitches call your nail techs “ling ling”.

dont fucking think that shit is okay. im constantly hearing this shit, along with you bitches complaining about how people who work in nail salon’s speak their own language while in your holy presence. its their first language for god’s sake. it comes much more easier and naturally to them, why wouldnt they speak it? if youre so uncomfortable with it, take your fucking business elsewhere because these women work way too hard to get disrespected with crude, racist comments.

“ling ling needs to hurry up with my nails” shut. the. entire. fuck. up.

[immaculateimmortal]

^^^^^^

[18490067204960]

I worked at a nail salon last year and when the nail techs spoke to each other in their native languages, it was almost always to coordinate things like “hey you, make sure to help that customer gets some slippers on” or “that customer needs to pay 25 dollars” or “hey can you cover the front desk?”… or even just talking… about their weekend or something…. like you’d talk to your co-workers yk?

Yet non asian customers are always so rude and suspicious that we are somehow talking shit about them. Like… trust me. They have got better shit to talk about.

When laughter bubbles up after an exchange of excited vietnamese or chinese words, customers are so quick to assume that they are talking shit when they’re literally just talking about something funny that happened last night. Or something silly one of their kids or spouses did. Or a pun.

And honestly, if they -were- talking shit about you, you probably deserved it bc you were a rude or unpleasant customer.

Asian workers get ridiculed by non asians so much for how our language sounds smh.

[redsatinsheets]

^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hodarte-deactivated20170319]

yeah and they have the audacity to mock their accents….childish bullshit i swear 

[takeustonirvana]

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*

them: that doesn't sound healthy

me: yeah lol

me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*

me: why the fuck

[rarestandfairest-deactivated201]

I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that

[princessrhcenyra]

[handsomedogs]

[awwww-cute]

Looking dapper for the vet. (Source: http://ift.tt/29AVe7D)

[hohohomo]

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This is so pure. :)

[viircos]

omg this is my favorite thing ever

[sushiangelbaby]

give him a hat it’s hot outside

[babyanimalgifs]

[literarysext]

I can’t stop laughing

[lamaenthel]

okay but corgis are the wildest baseline doggo, u breed a corgi with any other pure bred and the dog will look like a short corgilicious version of the non-corgi breed

husky:

german shepherd:

dalmatian:

they’re all so beautiful thank you for your time

[bpd-entity]

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

[marci1900]

[kurisyu-deactivated20160312]

@dhalsim

[tastefullyoffensive]

[weloveshortvideos]

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[railroadsoftware]

if this ain’t me…

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

stunned

[onlytwitterpics]

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

Please stop

[omgbunnyrabbits-blog]

[artsnquotes]

A lot of parents will do anything for their kids except let them be themselves.

Banksy (via wnq-art)